Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Tractor-trailer driver tries to make a U-turn on a narrow Queens residential street.
I had a driver tip a load on central park and 86th because he didn't check his kingpin lock.
It took every piece of equipment i could get my hands on to unfuck that situation.
It was kinda funny though, we were finished loading and hauled ass to make it to the bar before last call. I had time for a couple shots before nypd called me to come.back to the site. I got a cab back, got into it with some nypd noob directing traffic around the leaning trailer, took his flashlight, organized the lift, then handed him his light and went back to the bar.
It took every piece of equipment i could get my hands on to unfuck that situation.
It was kinda funny though, we were finished loading and hauled ass to make it to the bar before last call. I had time for a couple shots before nypd called me to come.back to the site. I got a cab back, got into it with some nypd noob directing traffic around the leaning trailer, took his flashlight, organized the lift, then handed him his light and went back to the bar.
You saw how homeboy got out of the cab after destroying the fire hydrant, to perform a 'look around' of his vehicle?
Dude, it's too late for that now. Ya' fucked up... Now wear it with pride!
If that had been my car that got banged up by the rear of that trailer, somebody's gonna be paying the repair bill.
Looks like there is more than a little Gin in his juice.
@Claymorx
While I appreciate your humor (you know I do) those are hardly socially unacceptable.
Maybe the first one a little.
But if you have talked to a millennial, you know its pretty spot on......
Oh yeah, thanks again for the bourbon the other evening. Smooth like, well, other stuff I like...... ?
While I appreciate your humor (you know I do) those are hardly socially unacceptable.
Maybe the first one a little.
But if you have talked to a millennial, you know its pretty spot on......
Oh yeah, thanks again for the bourbon the other evening. Smooth like, well, other stuff I like...... ?
Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tornado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.
Why can't black people take aspirin? It is racist to make them pick the cotton ball out of the container.
Creepy mother fucker.
So what you're saying is, @Bender is a Clown Fucker? I'm picking up what you're laying down, Broski. ?
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