Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Really? That was funny back when I was in 4th grade.

Fuck, it's still funny.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Maser]

^ One day I had written on our home computer screen in large letters:

I AM SOFA
KING WE
TODD DID

My ex-wife came by and read it out loud. I started laughing. She didn't get it and read it louder and faster about ten more times in a row, furiously trying to understand. By this time I was howling.

I finally had to explain it to her.

She was in fact, SOFA KING WE TODD DID.

Would've been pure gold if she was Asian. Was she?

 

[Snuby642]

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/post/3m3jbffj3q22w

And the libtards cried for days. Lol

 

[diggler1833]

Would've been pure gold if she was Asian. Was she?

No. She is a blonde and blue eyed liberal bitch with Scandinavian genes. While she sucked some stuff well at first, later she just sucked the life out of me and anyone who dares enter her gravitational pull.

 

[232593]

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/post/3m3jbffj3q22w

And the libtards cried for days. Lol

That was some exquisite REEEEE!!

 

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