What's the difference between the NRA and Planned Parenthood?
The NRA doesn't sell arms.
The NRA doesn't sell arms.
Seems about right. Might be a few discrepancies there, but evidence shows.....![ATTACH]](http://[ATTACH=full]6887703[/ATTACH])
Ok Ok Ok
Where do chicken shit 2nd amendment protesters go after they are finished.
Chick Filet
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=asYTE_1522097431
Where do chicken shit 2nd amendment protesters go after they are finished.
Chick Filet
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=asYTE_1522097431
Not a lot of Einstein's in Western Sahara apparently...
aht's fucked up, funny but fucked up
You'd have to be to be able to afford all those bikes....
- 1. A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant clam while recreational diving. Sean, 22, was transported to Ka’u hospital after suffering from severe breathing complications, vomiting, extreme swelling and low blood pressure. Doctors believe physical contact with the giant mollusk may have triggered his allergy to seafood and exposed him to high levels of arsenic.
- 2. The scuba diver, whose condition has stabilized, said he inserted his penis inside the clam as a prank to impress his friend, Thomas Meyer. “It was just a joke at first. My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam, but then it just wouldn’t let go” he told reporters. The amateur diver also admitted he was still hung over from the night before and had consumed GHB and ecstasy, which impaired his judgment at the time. “It didn’t hurt or anything, it felt warm and cozy inside the clam, but I was afraid my oxygen reserves were getting low,” he admitted.
- 3. After eventually releasing himself from the clam, the young man later developed a severe allergic reaction and was rushed to Ka’u Hospital. A doctor at Ka’u Hospital believes that diver's body reacted to the digestive enzymes of the giant mollusk, which was possibly trying to digest the man’s genitals at the time of the incident; He admits it is the first case of its kind he has seen in his 22 years of practice. “Allergies to seafood are fairly common and usually occur after ingestion of fish or shellfish, not after sexual intercourse with shellfish,” he told local reporters.
- 1. A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant clam while recreational diving. Sean, 22, was transported to Ka’u hospital after suffering from severe breathing complications, vomiting, extreme swelling and low blood pressure. Doctors believe physical contact with the giant mollusk may have triggered his allergy to seafood and exposed him to high levels of arsenic.
- 2. The scuba diver, whose condition has stabilized, said he inserted his penis inside the clam as a prank to impress his friend, Thomas Meyer. “It was just a joke at first. My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam, but then it just wouldn’t let go” he told reporters. The amateur diver also admitted he was still hung over from the night before and had consumed GHB and ecstasy, which impaired his judgment at the time. “It didn’t hurt or anything, it felt warm and cozy inside the clam, but I was afraid my oxygen reserves were getting low,” he admitted.
- 3. After eventually releasing himself from the clam, the young man later developed a severe allergic reaction and was rushed to Ka’u Hospital. A doctor at Ka’u Hospital believes that diver's body reacted to the digestive enzymes of the giant mollusk, which was possibly trying to digest the man’s genitals at the time of the incident; He admits it is the first case of its kind he has seen in his 22 years of practice. “Allergies to seafood are fairly common and usually occur after ingestion of fish or shellfish, not after sexual intercourse with shellfish,” he told local reporters.
information Overload.....
Two homosexual guys were walking down the road when one looked at the other and said
"You see that guy across the road?"
"Wow, he's cute!!" the other said.
"Well, I had sex with that guy a couple of years back".
"No shit??" the other asked.
"Not much..." replied the first.
"You see that guy across the road?"
"Wow, he's cute!!" the other said.
"Well, I had sex with that guy a couple of years back".
"No shit??" the other asked.
"Not much..." replied the first.
A while ago I had a blind date with a Jewish girl.
She asked me for my number.
I told her that we usually use names
She asked me for my number.
I told her that we usually use names
A feminist was pointing out the many superiorities women have over men
and I was at a loss refuting any of them,
until her crowning statement that among their greatest abilities women could multi task.
So I told her to shut up and sit down,
you know what she couldn't do either,
although my black eye is now getting better.
and I was at a loss refuting any of them,
until her crowning statement that among their greatest abilities women could multi task.
So I told her to shut up and sit down,
you know what she couldn't do either,
although my black eye is now getting better.
The rain had stopped and there was a large puddle just outside the door to the American Legion hall.
A rumpled old Navy Chief was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle. A curious young
Marine fighter pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," the old Chief simply said. "Poor old chief," the Marine officer thought to himself and invited
the old Navy Chief into the bar for a drink.
As he felt he should start a conversation while they were sipping their spirits, the young jet pilot winked
at another pilot and asked the Chief, "How many have you caught today?"
"You're number 14," the old Chief answered, taking another sip from his double shot of 12-year-old Scotch,
"2 Air Force, 3 Army and 9 Marines.
A rumpled old Navy Chief was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle. A curious young
Marine fighter pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," the old Chief simply said. "Poor old chief," the Marine officer thought to himself and invited
the old Navy Chief into the bar for a drink.
As he felt he should start a conversation while they were sipping their spirits, the young jet pilot winked
at another pilot and asked the Chief, "How many have you caught today?"
"You're number 14," the old Chief answered, taking another sip from his double shot of 12-year-old Scotch,
"2 Air Force, 3 Army and 9 Marines.
Fantastic !.......
Funny Shit.....
The best thing about the prostitutes in Thailand is they won’t laugh if you have a little dick, because they’ve got a little dick too.
He's not moving much, got to be stiff! Can you blame him for taking a peek, look at the cow he's with! Probably the best sex the poor old prick had in years!
Mike
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