You win the bear pit today.
Missed this one. Holding on to the bag so it doesn't get stolen
Yeah that’s a fetish and given the high rates of disfunction in gay relationships a bit of a red flag.
Damn if I was those 4 hoes I would be worried that Jabba the Cunt would eat me.
@whomeverreadsthis:
Do you think a man will ever land inside Uranus?
Do you think a man will ever land inside Uranus?
We were on the way to the cemetery after a funeral and the wife asked me where I would like to be buried. Balls deep in your sister was not the best answer
Nah… could’ve been the one in the mailbox- Bill, I think it was…
The one with a lisp that sank to the bottom of the pool....Dwayne.
The one halfway down Tina Turners throat… Mike, or Richard Simmons throat… Dick.
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I wonder how she feels now since the truck operated by 'MAGA Collection Services' had just repo'd her own state...
If anyone wants some of these, PM me, they are available at a local store.
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If I won the lottery, I would be buying up border properties like a MF'r.
Sell "tags", allow hunting after dark and no bag limit.
On site processing station would be a 15 foot ditch and a CAT D11.
Of course there would be Pro Shop where you could buy ammo and rent guns.
Maybe get Pulsar and some other thermal companies to sponsor some weekend night comps with a Calcutta for the most tags filled.
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Wasn’t some company out of Russia offering something similar with “Adventure Cruises” down off the coast of Somalia several years back? Basically offering ‘hunting’ trips on slow-moving yachts that would be too tempting for the pirates to ignore. When they inevitably came up on those wooden speed boats, then everyone would pop up behind hidden armored shooting platforms to engage the pirates.
A bunch of former Spetsnaz onboard as backups as I recall.
Regardless, I’m picking up what you’re putting down, and that’s the kind of outside the box thinking we need to move forward As a nation! LoL
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