Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[GBMaryland]

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Careful... you might think you are hailing a taxi... but what you are actually doing is triggering an invasion of the Sudetenland!

Cheers,

Sirhr

First of all, I grew up with that music….

Second of all, my wife’s name is Ericka…

And of course, I’m of German descent… via my parents.

And you forgot one of the most important arm positions “how high does the corn grow in Austria?” “Zis high!” (Said like Sieg Heil)

 

[sirhrmechanic]

First of all, I grew up with that music….

Second of all, my wife’s name is Ericka…

And of course, I’m of German descent… via my parents.

And you forgot one of the most important arm positions “how high does the corn grow in Austria?” “Zis high!” (Said like Sieg Heil)

Hey, Poland is ripe for invasion again... Just 'sayin!



Sirhr

 

[GBMaryland]

We’re coming for you Poland

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[OkieMike]

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Careful... you might think you are hailing a taxi... but what you are actually doing is triggering an invasion of the Sudetenland!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Wife and I had settled into bed one night. Our German Shepherd was laying at my feet. Out of nowhere he jumps off the bed and runs down the hall. (He heard the oldest coming in from work, but we hadn't heard him yet)

Wife looks at me and says, "What was that all about?"

I told her, "I'm not sure. Maybe it was time to invade Poland."

She laughed for 30 minutes.

Mike

 

[Baron23]

Hey, Poland is ripe for invasion again... Just 'sayin!



Sirhr

Peter Sellers...reputed to be a kind of a real asshole in person ...was hilariously funny. lol

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[kl3309]

...I’m of German descent… via my parents.

Read what you wrote.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Read what you wrote.

They are very precise people….

Plus, he’es not wrong!!

Sirhr

 

[kl3309]

Plus, he’es not wrong!!

Made it sound like he was answering a multiple choice question.

German descent by:
A - Crossing the Danube while fleeing the Huns
B - Via parents
C - Drives an Audi

 

[Mike Casselton]

Made it sound like he was answering a multiple choice question.

German descent by:
A - Crossing the Danube while fleeing the Huns
B - Via parents
C - Drives an Audi

Also includes driving downhill in the Alps...

 

[GBMaryland]

Also includes driving downhill in the Alps...

Well, you know, that is one of the manners that Rommel employed during his early career.

 

[NoDopes]

Made it sound like he was answering a multiple choice question.

German descent by:
A - Crossing the Danube while fleeing the Huns
B - Via parents
C - Drives an Audi

Well, he used plural, so we can assume his German mother wasn't raped by an illegal immigrant.

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Rudiger]

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This is the funniest thing i have seen all day.

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[Kamerad]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Some nasty historical precedents...

Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sirhr

 

[Ramius]

 

[Jscb1b]

Some nasty historical precedents...

Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sirhr

See, even jews have value.

 

[Kamerad]

Some nasty historical precedents...

Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sirhr

That’s been debunked. Seriously, who would believe such tall tales? Which is why it’s humor.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That’s been debunked. Seriously, who would believe such tall tales? Which is why it’s humor.

If you read the entry from Wiki… it basically says debunked. Except in isolated incidents and not as a systematic undertaking.

Still merits a “wow.” Even though I chuckled.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

See, even jews have value.

Was calculated to the pfennig by the guys who are accused of making the lamp shades!!

Sirhr

 

[Stugots]

 

[Stugots]

 

[Stugots]

 

[CamW]

 

[Ramius]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[johnnyvw]

 

[232593]

 

[762 ULTRAMAGA]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[mvphilly]

Peter Sellers...reputed to be a kind of a real asshole in person ...was hilariously funny. lol

The Pink Panther and Cannon Ball Run movies were classics.

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[mvphilly]

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Nasty ass camel jockey right there.

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[Ramius]

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]