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Reminds me of a barracks “interaction” in Iceland that involved a pillow and wrinkled parts of Dervase.
Man, that is fucked up.
To be honest I am watching this on my phone. It is in my left hand. My right is keeping my pee-pee from jumping, and hitting the interior rim when i laugh. That is probably one of my worst fears.Meh, there's plenty of dudes who just come to this site to scroll the MPT with their phone in the left hand, dick in the right.
I'm content with not joining their ranks today.
*******
Rulez 'n shit...
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That's debatable.
I’ll trade a soup for that tray…
No, I get the joke.
When your second comeback is the definition of the first.No, I get the joke.
You just ain't smart enough to understand my comment....
But you still don't get my original comment....do you?
Good to see you."LIBERALS"? Nah. Well, maybe. But definitely MASER. He loves him some Man Piss when he's not eating Cream Pies out his Whore Mother's Gaping Ass. He's especially fond of "Nom" Circumcised" BBC when they're done with her trying to make Trailer rent the "Hard Way".
If you use anything other than the first three emoji choices when you hit the like button on this thread you are a faggot cunt and are in the wrong fucking place. Your opinion means less than dogshit because you were warned before you clicked the button to open this thread. It clearly states that it isn’t for spineless twats. Take your giant fisting dildo and use your liberal tears to pleasure yourself, but keep it inside your because you obviously aren’t smart enough to know where your opinion is wanted or needed.View attachment 8617069