Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Meh, there's plenty of dudes who just come to this site to scroll the MPT with their phone in the left hand, dick in the right.

I'm content with not joining their ranks today.

*******

Rulez 'n shit...

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To be honest I am watching this on my phone. It is in my left hand. My right is keeping my pee-pee from jumping, and hitting the interior rim when i laugh. That is probably one of my worst fears.
 
If you use anything other than the first three emoji choices when you hit the like button on this thread you are a faggot cunt and are in the wrong fucking place. Your opinion means less than dogshit because you were warned before you clicked the button to open this thread. It clearly states that it isn’t for spineless twats. Take your giant fisting dildo and use your liberal tears to pleasure yourself, but keep it inside your because you obviously aren’t smart enough to know where your opinion is wanted or needed.
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If you use anything other than the first three emoji choices when you hit the like button on this thread you are a faggot cunt and are in the wrong fucking place. Your opinion means less than dogshit because you were warned before you clicked the button to open this thread. It clearly states that it isn’t for spineless twats. Take your giant fisting dildo and use your liberal tears to pleasure yourself, but keep it inside your because you obviously aren’t smart enough to know where your opinion is wanted or needed.View attachment 8617069

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