Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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LOL. Grew up in SC. Fireworks were a big part of Christmas/ New Year. Around age 10 or 11 I begged my dad for M80s. He never responded, but came home Christmas Eve and handed me a box full. Mom said, “You can’t let him have those.” Dad said, “Be careful.” Still have all my fingers , toes and both eyes, but it’s due to luck, not caution.
So he was a Sgt Maj 1st Class? I’d say he was promoted far beyond his abilities.
Frocked, but never given the grade apparently. Still claims the rank.
That’s because he’s a low life sack of dog shit.
The amount of disdain for this fucking puke is immeasurable.
I had a friend in middle school that had Tourette’s syndrome but he didn’t have the funny kind. He would just snap his fingers and dance a little bit. Kind of a bummer but he was still my friend
Clearly this is a pit in shepherd's clothing.
I don't think the butt stuff helped all that much. I think the guy just enjoys it.
That dude really went after it, didn't he? How long do you suppose he waited for the perfect opportunity to do that? 
A. That did not look like it achieved anything.
B. The big dude actually wrestling the dog off of the intended target did 99.9% of the heavy lifting.
C. Whatever that other guy did not only looked weird as hell, almost like he wanted to do it for a long time and finally found an opportunity to, but his running to and fro while the other guy was doing all the work reminds one of the actions of these super scared and incompetent folks who start "zigzagging" erratically when a minor shop fire breaks out, adding to the chaos until a Chad arrives on scene and simply plops a heavy board over the burning waste pail, snuffing out the fire's oxygen source.
D. Oh, and of course, this video is now viral and accessible worldwide, so that dude will be spending many sleepless nights ruminating on just how many people are watching it and laughing at him at any given moment. Yikes. LOL.
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