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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Bad rains here and came across a black man drowning in the creek. I asked if I could help and he said "ge-mudfu boo oft manea". I said what? "geee mafua booo offf manea". I still couldn't understand what he was saying, but after thinking about it a minute it came to me; "Get your motherfucking boot off my neck". Sadly, it was too late.
 
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I imagine I will be the last generation to have sex at a drive inn. Took my daughter once 16 years ago. I also remember the first movie I ever saw at a drive inn. James bond, "For Your Eyes Only".
PS. that sounded bad. the sex was 20+ years ago. Last drive inn I went to was with my daughter 16 years ago.
 
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