Being self absorbed like most people, I could not not reply to this even though I have nothing to add and know that it is not about me...
Does that sound about right?
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Being self absorbed like most people, I could not not reply to this even though I have nothing to add and know that it is not about me...
Does that sound about right?
I was wondering when you were gonna chime in man. And ya, you're spot on, or on spot, no, not on spot that would be like beastiality.
A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses. "Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest. "No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward".
I was wondering when you were gonna chime in man. And ya, you're spot on, or on spot, no, not on spot that would be like beastiality.
The horse's name was Black Diamond or later, Rush.
A man and his horse
Ever see Missouri Breaks?
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Do you know why you woke up?
Ever see Pulp Fiction?
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(And yes, I was aware of the expression's provenance before PF.)
You just had your throat cut.
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Well, since you asked, I first saw Pulp Fiction when my children were about 15/16 and my BIL recommended to me that I rent it as a family movie for us to watch on family movie night with popcorn and all. You can probably imagine my shock at the first scene (and pretty much every scene thereafter) when I realized that he had taken my naive ass to school for not doing due diligence and checking it out before hand. But what has been seen cannot be unseen, so we all watched the whole thing through. The following week or so, my daughter went around (at home only, fortunately), using F**k and F*****g in every sentence. The humor in that wore off pretty quickly.
My young son bought me that after seeing Pulp Fiction in a situation similar to Lash's. We re-watch about yearly.
One of the movies I have saved on the dvr is Full Metal Jacket. Wife walks in the living room and there are two of the kids (around 7 and 10 at the time) laughing their asses off watching the scene where the Drill Instructor is giving them hell. Somehow that was my fault.
Sounds like a reasonable offer. Fight him, get fucked up the ass and he'll toss your salad. Good things always comes in threes!
Not one word...........
I had to laugh and my son came over and cracked up too.
Maybe not. But it is proof she can multitask.
That's Bullshit and ya know it. Take it back or I'm reporting this post. Do you realize the damage you may have caused?
I have to ask, is that a true "Far Side"? Or, where did you find this?
I guess Robin Givens really turned him off women.
“Arbeit Macht Frei,”
Sent to me by a twisted friend... who, like many twisted friends, sends me this stuff. Probably from an untraceable domain in Kabul or Ulan Bator!
And I don't think I did any damage, AJ... because there is not one gang-bang-oriented hot cute twenty-something blonde within 50 miles of reading Socially Unacceptable Humor thread.... simply put, our secret is safe.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Oh Mountain, did I find the woman for you....
Oh Mountain, did I find the woman for you....
Which brings us to the Jewish problem.
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
ugggh!
Poop humor is not my favorite.
But it is a strong #2!
Go eat your matzo balls.
OK, I'm going to tell this to my wife tonight. If I don't post for a few days it's probably because they won't allow laptops in ICU.
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