When I was a kid I was with my uncle one day, this is likely around 1970 or so. He went to a cobbler (to save the children from looking this up it is a guy that fixes shoes) and he had the same deal. Even at that young age I knew what it was. Real nice guy.
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When I was a kid I was with my uncle one day, this is likely around 1970 or so. He went to a cobbler (to save the children from looking this up it is a guy that fixes shoes) and he had the same deal. Even at that young age I knew what it was. Real nice guy.
My ex-wife’s grandpa wore the tattoo.
Sent to Treblinka for hiding Jews in his farm and sawmill just north of Warsaw.
Threw his young bride off the train while moving, telling her she wouldnt survive the camp and he would find her after he was freed.
The man did survive, did find his wife, and had a family after the war.
I sat in his old rocker in a 2 room house on the property he was given in Warsaw after the war. Powerful stuff.
Sent to Treblinka for hiding Jews in his farm and sawmill just north of Warsaw.
Threw his young bride off the train while moving, telling her she wouldnt survive the camp and he would find her after he was freed.
The man did survive, did find his wife, and had a family after the war.
I sat in his old rocker in a 2 room house on the property he was given in Warsaw after the war. Powerful stuff.
The Goldbergs win the lottery, $220 million, big press conference with a lots of questions, 'what are you going to do with the money?' etc
'Well', starts Mr Goldberg, 'first we are going to go on a cruise, then pay for our grand children to go thru' university and I'm probably going to have a small gold statue made of Adolf Hitler......'
All the press go silent and look at one another, then one of them speaks up 'Mr Goldberg, Adolf Hitler killed millions of Jews?'
'Ah yes I know' reply Mr Goldberg, while rolling up his sleeve 'but he also gave me the winning number!'
I will burn in hell for that, poor taste.
'Well', starts Mr Goldberg, 'first we are going to go on a cruise, then pay for our grand children to go thru' university and I'm probably going to have a small gold statue made of Adolf Hitler......'
All the press go silent and look at one another, then one of them speaks up 'Mr Goldberg, Adolf Hitler killed millions of Jews?'
'Ah yes I know' reply Mr Goldberg, while rolling up his sleeve 'but he also gave me the winning number!'
I will burn in hell for that, poor taste.
There was a Cowboy, Indian, and a Black man playing poker one night. Having a few drinks and fun
Out of the blue the Indian stands up and says "Once we were many now we are few" sits back down to play more cards.
Little while later the Black man stands and says "Once we were few now we are many" sits back down and orders around for the three.
Couple minutes later the Cowboy stands and says "Yeah, but we haven't played Cowboys and Blacks, yet"
Out of the blue the Indian stands up and says "Once we were many now we are few" sits back down to play more cards.
Little while later the Black man stands and says "Once we were few now we are many" sits back down and orders around for the three.
Couple minutes later the Cowboy stands and says "Yeah, but we haven't played Cowboys and Blacks, yet"
Also contributed to Gen. Colin Powell. I think if you check you will find the claim in the message is untrue. General Cosgrove has never made any such remark in any interview. The message is a recycled version of earlier US and UK based versions that have circulated for a number of years.
I have had several beers with Peter Cosgrove and the quote may not be accurate but it does reflect his attitude. He was chief of defence for my last couple of years in the service down here.
One day little johnny was playing outside and he really had to use the bathroom.
At that time his grandma was getting in the shower. As she got undressed, he looked down and said "What's that?"
The grandma replied "That's my beaver".
Little johnny said "Okay"
The next day the same thing happened except this time it was his mum.
Little johnny said "Mum, I know what that is, it's a beaver".
Mum said "Did grandma tell you that?"
Little johnny replied "Yes but I think grandmas is dead. Her beaver's tongue is sticking out".
At that time his grandma was getting in the shower. As she got undressed, he looked down and said "What's that?"
The grandma replied "That's my beaver".
Little johnny said "Okay"
The next day the same thing happened except this time it was his mum.
Little johnny said "Mum, I know what that is, it's a beaver".
Mum said "Did grandma tell you that?"
Little johnny replied "Yes but I think grandmas is dead. Her beaver's tongue is sticking out".
Goosebumps here. My mother was a teen in the Netherlands during the German occupation. They sheltered an American pilot, whose plane was shot down, for a short time. They hid a radio in the attic. They had to smuggle wood cut from the local park to stay warm under penalty of death. She saw people shot against the church wall on Sundays and townspeople were forced to watch. She’s 90 now and rarely talks about it, but when she does, she cries.
My father's wife is from Denmark and her Grandfather told her many similar stories about living under brutal NAZI rule. Apparently her grandfather was in the resistance and slept with a machine gun in bed with him because he knew if the NAZI's came knocking on his door, he wasn't getting out alive and it was time to take as many as he could with him.
Shooting people up against the church wall seemed to be something the NAZI filth really liked to do. That and of course raid all the food for them and leave the population trying not to starve to death.
I'd let her come in, I wouldn't want to end the priesthood perv tradition.
That is badass as fuck... Way to go General, that is the proper way to deal with people who make accusations for no reason. MAKE COUNTER-ACCUSATIONS...
ETA: Okay, just learned it didn't happen, but that is still the way to deal with leftists who like to assume and make accusations...
People seem to have no idea the horror that can be accomplished by “just following orders” or “enforcing the Law”.
It has not even been 100 years and its easy to see who has forgotten.
It has not even been 100 years and its easy to see who has forgotten.
These anarchists and other far-left liberals, excuse me - progressives, should research history and learn of the "Night of the Long Knives," or the Röhm Purge, and Kristallnacht (Night of Broken Glass), also called the November Pogrom. Socialists were in charge then.
This is where you put the want ads out. The requirement is to be a dark-skinned piece of shit human being. When dark-skinned Americans apply for the job, those that are I appear to be good human beings, productive members of society through the interview process you deny them the job. When they ask why they didn't get the job you simply be honest and tell them while they have part of the requirements they don't accurately represent the cartoon character.
What taxidermy school he learn that at?
Sirhr
Bro, it’s 3:40 am...in my garage setting up my squat rack for heavy day and I see this...damn near threw up laughing!
good reset after a shitty nights sleep
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Confedarate???
Is that like, karate with confetti launchers??? Sounds fun... Can I bring a samurai sword LOL?
'Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying' in Seattle's Greenwood area – well, not quite
In our political climate, a Norwegian flag, with its blue-and-white cross, was mistaken for a Confederate flag. Questions ensued in the Greenwood neighborhood.
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'Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying' in Seattle's Greenwood area – well, not quite
In our political climate, a Norwegian flag, with its blue-and-white cross, was mistaken for a Confederate flag. Questions ensued in the Greenwood neighborhood.
True people are stupid everywhere one goes. Two people went into a Wal-Mart wearing swastika masks. When asked about them, they said this is what you will get if you vote for Biden, Communism! I guess they didn't realize that Nazis were dead set against Communism, that is why they turned on Russia during WWII and their brand of dictatorship was Fascism under Hitler.
Yep, stupid everywhere you go...
Actually...in the camp that would vote for a democrap, there's a pretty good fascist movement right now. I mean...in case you hadn't noticed.
I don't think you'll get any argument that there's no difference between democrats and communists.
For brevity's sake, I just referred to it as Russia. When people talked about the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, I don't think too many people were all that formal and called it that, just Russia. Same way with Korea. Who takes the time to call it the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?
As to your point that the Democrats are socialists/communists, I wholeheartedly agree, just as the Republicans are Fascists.
FUCK 'EM ALL!
As to your point that the Democrats are socialists/communists, I wholeheartedly agree, just as the Republicans are Fascists.
FUCK 'EM ALL!
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