How is serving in the military the same as a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.
The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.
Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Must admit, was at a bit of a loss after the initial catching up with mates on civvy street, and drinking copious amounts of grog.
Then remembered what my exit plan was, and more or less kept to it.
Then remembered what my exit plan was, and more or less kept to it.
Remember, if you don’t know what to wear to your premature ejaculation support group, just come in pants.
Here's a conversation me and @EddieNFL had recently:
Me: How many eyes does a black rooster have?
Eddie: Two
Me: How many wings does a black rooster have?
Eddie: Two
Me: How many legs does a black rooster have?
Eddie: Two
Me: How many whiskers does a white kitten have?
Eddie: I don't know
Me: So you know all about black cock, but nothing about white pussy?
Me: How many eyes does a black rooster have?
Eddie: Two
Me: How many wings does a black rooster have?
Eddie: Two
Me: How many legs does a black rooster have?
Eddie: Two
Me: How many whiskers does a white kitten have?
Eddie: I don't know
Me: So you know all about black cock, but nothing about white pussy?
I though this was thread supposed to be humorous. Seems like you're just being judgmental.
Fuckin' ell, this guy thinks he wants a crack at The Aristocrats!
Must be a midget porn star.
I don't think I'm hung well enough for that kind of work...
I’ll do you one better. What kind of person dries their semen into a powder?50 grams =1.763 ounces = 771.618 grains.....What kind of person leaves that laying out for just anyone to find??
^^^
The amount
initial saving of material
Saving/storing it out in the open
Crushing it into a powder
still transmitted /infectious
Sound a little far fetched...unless it happened in Florida.
The amount
initial saving of material
Saving/storing it out in the open
Crushing it into a powder
still transmitted /infectious
Sound a little far fetched...unless it happened in Florida.
"Lena", do NOT respond to her. Ghost her, RIGHT NOW, but continue putting laugh emojis in her posts. Let her figure it out for herself.
Selling coke cut with dried jizz.
hilarious.
now I kinda wanna get into the dope peddling game.
hilarious.
now I kinda wanna get into the dope peddling game.
That's what you call reverse engineering... You know... Cuz most people spread the powder ONTO the mirror.
That's what you say, until the cartel is beating down your door, cause you're not moving enough product, fast enough...
Hahahaha... There isn't any red blooded man who would say no, if it was in the room, and nobody was gonna find out. Fess up, you posers!
That right there is a FleshLight with a pulse!
I have a friend, age 40, and a low achiever.
He is terrified by midgets. As in leaving a store immediately if he sees one, and is visibly afraid.
To reiterate hes lived on earth for 4 decades. Still rents a rent controlled apartment and delivers pizza. Takes side streets to get fast food without being pulled over by cops. No checking account.
Did you wonder to yourself why you are friends as you typed that?
We are friends on paper. When we were 30 and waiting in the or waiting room for my moms cancer surgery he was mad I wouldnt take him to get chicken nuggets.
I just typed that out.
That kind of faggot is scared of midgets.
I do both of those things. Come here to discuss and learn precision rifles. In this thread just to laugh.
My best friend is around 6’8” 300 pound Marine. Borderline obsessed with fucking midgets. He will brag to you that he fucked a waitress who is legally a midget, but still too big. I would only do it to rub it in his face, figuratively.
The meme maker was not the best speller, but it's still funny.
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