Some Snipers Hide Crowd brain-power needed...
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None of the above... nowhere near as sinister as you all think. But I have some threads of a sweater now in my grasp and I am tugging on them... and if this sweater unravels in a certain way, a number if folks may get uncomfortable.
And since I am retired for the past two years, this is more of a hobby... but if someone who is not retired picks up the thread pulling... they might find it worth their time.
more to follow...
And since I am retired for the past two years, this is more of a hobby... but if someone who is not retired picks up the thread pulling... they might find it worth their time.
more to follow...
I will make sure you get cast as Circuit to my Munna Bhai!
How many other 'Hide members can we spot in this number?
Cheers,
Sirhr
Did you forget to tell me that it was Snide Arcane Subcontinental Film Reference Wednesday yet again?
Every Wednesday!
Circuit is still better than Tonto. You know that when the Lone Ranger went into a bar, Tonto stood outside jogging in place. After a few minutes, a cowpoke came in and said "Hey Lone Ranger, you know you left your injun runnin?"
Cheers,
Sirhr
Circuit is still better than Tonto. You know that when the Lone Ranger went into a bar, Tonto stood outside jogging in place. After a few minutes, a cowpoke came in and said "Hey Lone Ranger, you know you left your injun runnin?"
Cheers,
Sirhr
More material for you....
Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking through the desert one day, when Lone Ranger stopped to take a piss.
He ran over to the bushes to pee and a snake came and bit the head of his dick.
Tonto asked what he can do to help.
Ranger says, "Go back to town and get the doctor."
Tonto talked to the doc and said, "Lone Ranger got bit by a snake, what should I do?"
Doc said, "Suck the poison out of the wound."
Tonto ran back to Lone Ranger to help him.
Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looked at Ranger and then down at the snake bite.
Tonto said, "He said, you are going to die!"
Lone Ranger and Tonto were trying to ride up a steep mountain, but with the shale and loose gravel, Silver and Scout just couldn't make it. Lone Range tells Tonto 'Tie Scout to that bush, and climb up here behind me'. Tonto, confused but ever faithful, ties up his horse, climbs up behind Lone Ranger's saddle, and Silver has no problem at all climbing up the mountain.
Lone Ranger ties Silver to a tree, and he and Tonto walk back down the mountain to get Scout. Tonto unties the horse, jumps in the saddle, and tells Lone Ranger 'Now, Kemosabe, you climb up behind me.' Lone Ranger tells him 'It doesn't work that way, you have to be behind the saddle.' Tonto says 'Why that, Kemosabe?' Lone Ranger shakes his head pityingly, and says 'Don't you know anything? It's common knowledge you get better traction with the Injun in the rear.'
Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking through the desert one day, when Lone Ranger stopped to take a piss.
He ran over to the bushes to pee and a snake came and bit the head of his dick.
Tonto asked what he can do to help.
Ranger says, "Go back to town and get the doctor."
Tonto talked to the doc and said, "Lone Ranger got bit by a snake, what should I do?"
Doc said, "Suck the poison out of the wound."
Tonto ran back to Lone Ranger to help him.
Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looked at Ranger and then down at the snake bite.
Tonto said, "He said, you are going to die!"
Lone Ranger and Tonto were trying to ride up a steep mountain, but with the shale and loose gravel, Silver and Scout just couldn't make it. Lone Range tells Tonto 'Tie Scout to that bush, and climb up here behind me'. Tonto, confused but ever faithful, ties up his horse, climbs up behind Lone Ranger's saddle, and Silver has no problem at all climbing up the mountain.
Lone Ranger ties Silver to a tree, and he and Tonto walk back down the mountain to get Scout. Tonto unties the horse, jumps in the saddle, and tells Lone Ranger 'Now, Kemosabe, you climb up behind me.' Lone Ranger tells him 'It doesn't work that way, you have to be behind the saddle.' Tonto says 'Why that, Kemosabe?' Lone Ranger shakes his head pityingly, and says 'Don't you know anything? It's common knowledge you get better traction with the Injun in the rear.'
Maple syrup heist? Larry, Darryl and Darryl up to no good again?
Update...
So the back story is that we used to have a TDI Volkswagen Jetta sportwagon. Great car! 55 MPG. But it was one of the cars that got recalled/bought back. Got a massive check, but miss the MPG! But, hey, we got a huge check from VW and bought a new car in Virginia, so never transferred the plate over.
Anyway, the wagon was turned into the dealer as part of the 'return'. Our local dealer was supposed to remove the plate and send us the remaining registration fee/refund before they sent the car to the 'holding' lot. They didn't. 18 months later, we got a renewal notice. Ignored it and circular-filed it. Never got our refund. Didn't worry about it.
About 3 weeks ago, we get a speed camera ticket by mail. The car on the first page is from the speed camera photo... and it is clearly photographed with our plate on it. Going 45 in a school zone. Not our VW. Clearly not a sport wagon. Definitely a Maxima. And it's clearly our plate on another photo... the plate that went away 2 years ago! But, hey, guess what... it's getting speeding and parking tickets all over a medium-sized city South of here. A city that happens to have one of the giant VW impound lots with thousands of VW's in it... all tied up in court until VW can fix them or destroy them. In secure lots. Well... not secure, apparently. Because things like license plates are somehow 'getting out.' Who knows what else? Well, read on.
So I got in touch with a Detective-inspector at the PD in said city... showed the pictures, showed him what car it 'really' is explained the situation. Said I thought there may be something going on at the impound lot... because our plate didn't 'fall off' and get on that Maxima.
Well, the inspector didn't wait to smell the donuts, apparently....
Last week, a large police/other agency raid took place at the VW impound lot and they picked up a boatload of sierra bravos stealing everything from plates to parts to Sirius receivers, GPS's, rims, you name it. Inside a secured port facility. Go Figger. Not all that secure, eh?
Maxima now impounded. Sierra bravo drivers in hoosegow. Charges piling up.
You snipery-types did some good, ya Rainman-like-car-spotting geniuses! Esp. @leftyk82 ... who was right on with his Maxima identification, within 20 minutes of my posting. Hey, son of a son of a sailor... would you like a job on the Popo? I'll write you a nice reference letter!
Anyway... now you have the story. No mail boxes. No hit and runs. No need for a ToT strike. Just a good inspector who was willing to listen... and a bunch of guys in the great SH community who were here to help!
Oh and we don't have to pay the speed camera ticket! Which is the best part!
Cheers and thanks, all!
Sirhr
So the back story is that we used to have a TDI Volkswagen Jetta sportwagon. Great car! 55 MPG. But it was one of the cars that got recalled/bought back. Got a massive check, but miss the MPG! But, hey, we got a huge check from VW and bought a new car in Virginia, so never transferred the plate over.
Anyway, the wagon was turned into the dealer as part of the 'return'. Our local dealer was supposed to remove the plate and send us the remaining registration fee/refund before they sent the car to the 'holding' lot. They didn't. 18 months later, we got a renewal notice. Ignored it and circular-filed it. Never got our refund. Didn't worry about it.
About 3 weeks ago, we get a speed camera ticket by mail. The car on the first page is from the speed camera photo... and it is clearly photographed with our plate on it. Going 45 in a school zone. Not our VW. Clearly not a sport wagon. Definitely a Maxima. And it's clearly our plate on another photo... the plate that went away 2 years ago! But, hey, guess what... it's getting speeding and parking tickets all over a medium-sized city South of here. A city that happens to have one of the giant VW impound lots with thousands of VW's in it... all tied up in court until VW can fix them or destroy them. In secure lots. Well... not secure, apparently. Because things like license plates are somehow 'getting out.' Who knows what else? Well, read on.
So I got in touch with a Detective-inspector at the PD in said city... showed the pictures, showed him what car it 'really' is explained the situation. Said I thought there may be something going on at the impound lot... because our plate didn't 'fall off' and get on that Maxima.
Well, the inspector didn't wait to smell the donuts, apparently....
Last week, a large police/other agency raid took place at the VW impound lot and they picked up a boatload of sierra bravos stealing everything from plates to parts to Sirius receivers, GPS's, rims, you name it. Inside a secured port facility. Go Figger. Not all that secure, eh?
Maxima now impounded. Sierra bravo drivers in hoosegow. Charges piling up.
You snipery-types did some good, ya Rainman-like-car-spotting geniuses! Esp. @leftyk82 ... who was right on with his Maxima identification, within 20 minutes of my posting. Hey, son of a son of a sailor... would you like a job on the Popo? I'll write you a nice reference letter!
Anyway... now you have the story. No mail boxes. No hit and runs. No need for a ToT strike. Just a good inspector who was willing to listen... and a bunch of guys in the great SH community who were here to help!
Oh and we don't have to pay the speed camera ticket! Which is the best part!
Cheers and thanks, all!
Sirhr
What? There are good cops who don’t shoot at you or violate your constitutional rights?
You don’t say...............
You don’t say...............
Lone Ranger an
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plain. Suddenly, Tonto jumps off his horse and puts his head to the ground. He gets back up and says to the Lone Ranger: “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger says “That’s amazing... how can you tell?” Tonto replies: “Ear wet.”
Cheers, Sirhr
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plain. Suddenly, Tonto jumps off his horse and puts his head to the ground. He gets back up and says to the Lone Ranger: “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger says “That’s amazing... how can you tell?” Tonto replies: “Ear wet.”
Cheers, Sirhr
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