So standing in line for the pearly gates is a marine, ranger and a PJ. The marine walks up to Saint Peter first. Saint Peter opens his book.
"you've done a good many amazing things. You've deployed 8 times overseas to fight evil. You've saved your friends lives many many times, and sacrificed so much to defent your country which is a very nobel thing. BUT you cheated on and beat your wife, you neglected your children and you cheater on the SAT's in high school"
Saint Peter pushes a button the clouds open up, fire shoots out and the marine falls to hell. The ranger and PJ are sweating now knowing full well both their lives are just like the marine's. The Ranger walks up
"Sgt. you deloyed 10 times overseas, Killed many many bad men, you saved a child from a burning building and saved many of your friends lives on numerous occasions, BUT you cheated in every relationship you've been in, you killed kittens as a kid, you had sex with your high school gym teacher and cussed in church"
once again Saint Peter pushes the button and the cloudes open up, fire shoots out, and the ranger falls to hell. now the PJ is sweating bullets, he knows exactly where he is going. He steps up to be judged and before Saint Peter can begin they hear a motor in the distance. the PJ turns and sees a zodiac skipping accross the clouds, driving it is a huge jacked man with a long flowing beard, he has a half burned cigar in his mouth, and both arms are covered in tattoos, he wears cammi pants, and no shirt and has aviator sunglasses covering his eyes. He comes skipping accross the clouds and Saint Peter opens the gates gives him a high 5 and the man on the boat comes screaming through. Now the PJ is pissed he has to say something
"ok Saint Peter you send two decorated soldiers to Hell but are goin to let this SEAL through with out a word?, what the hell"
Saint Peter looks down
"Son that ain't no frog, God just likes to Pretend sometimes"
thank you have have a nice day
"you've done a good many amazing things. You've deployed 8 times overseas to fight evil. You've saved your friends lives many many times, and sacrificed so much to defent your country which is a very nobel thing. BUT you cheated on and beat your wife, you neglected your children and you cheater on the SAT's in high school"
Saint Peter pushes a button the clouds open up, fire shoots out and the marine falls to hell. The ranger and PJ are sweating now knowing full well both their lives are just like the marine's. The Ranger walks up
"Sgt. you deloyed 10 times overseas, Killed many many bad men, you saved a child from a burning building and saved many of your friends lives on numerous occasions, BUT you cheated in every relationship you've been in, you killed kittens as a kid, you had sex with your high school gym teacher and cussed in church"
once again Saint Peter pushes the button and the cloudes open up, fire shoots out, and the ranger falls to hell. now the PJ is sweating bullets, he knows exactly where he is going. He steps up to be judged and before Saint Peter can begin they hear a motor in the distance. the PJ turns and sees a zodiac skipping accross the clouds, driving it is a huge jacked man with a long flowing beard, he has a half burned cigar in his mouth, and both arms are covered in tattoos, he wears cammi pants, and no shirt and has aviator sunglasses covering his eyes. He comes skipping accross the clouds and Saint Peter opens the gates gives him a high 5 and the man on the boat comes screaming through. Now the PJ is pissed he has to say something
"ok Saint Peter you send two decorated soldiers to Hell but are goin to let this SEAL through with out a word?, what the hell"
Saint Peter looks down
"Son that ain't no frog, God just likes to Pretend sometimes"
thank you have have a nice day
