Stuck behind enemy lines

[Porksboy]

I'm stuck in New Jersey and un armed. First time in many years. I'm bored already (not even a day yet) training during the day. What is there to do during the evenings in Secaucus that doesn't involve quantities of alcohol or loose women? Married heart patient so both those are off the table.

 

[GordonFreeman]

Rip OP

 

[Porksboy]

rip what off?

 

[onebadscrambler]

I think he was saying Rest in Peace, original poster. The boredom is going to kill you.

 

[ForgeValley]

Are the loose women off the table because of being married or being a heart patient? Because if it is the latter it may totally be worth it.

 

[Porksboy]

Are the loose women off the table because of being married or being a heart patient? Because if it is the latter it may totally be worth it.

31 years maried to an Italian. Its a bit of both.

 

[HeavyAssault]

Ahhhhhh...that explains the heart problem.

 

[Porksboy]

At times, yes.

 

[forrestgump01]

Being alone and UNARMED is about as Un-American and Gay as Lindsey Graham !

 

[Steel+Killer]

Get a massage........hopefully it will have a happy ending

 

[ZiaHunter]

Think your stuck bro. Maybe go to a diner where the Goodfellas hang out and pick up some extra cash for a quick job.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Look for Jimmy Hoffa?

 

[BullGear]

bocce ball

 

[MtnCreek]

I95S

 

[Porksboy]

Delta to Atlanta, gotta wait til Friday though.

 

[candyx]

Why are you unarmed ?

 

[Porksboy]

Only thing New Jersey alowws out of steters to carry LEGALLY is a knife less than 3" blade.
I flew up for business and was going into a secure environment for training. Thought it prudent to not transport a fire arm that I would have left un attended whilst training.
I made it back regardless, Shouldnt need to go back there for atleast 5 years.

 

[BullGear]

In NJ you need a permit to buy a pellet gun. Years ago, I was a company rep for testing equipment from 3 overseas companies. So that meant I spent a good bit of that Summer in NJ. I got bored and went to gun shop. There I found a pellet gun that I thought I could use during the evening and weekends when I didn't go home. They asked me for my permit and I told them I was from Maryland and working here for the Summer.

They told me they could have me arrested for trying to purchase while being an out of state resident. They were cool and knew I was ignorant of the law, so they just told me to forget about it.

This was 16-20 years ago.

 

[Maggot]

Look for Jimmy Hoffa?

I think they found Jimmy in a barrel in Lake Meade?

 

[candyx]

I think they found Jimmy in a barrel in Lake Meade?

No way he was buried in a drum under the Pulaski Skyway in Jersey in the mafia landfill for people who have to keep secrets to themselves .......

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Play on snipers hide