Stupid instructions

[Animal357]

Stupid instructions that I have seen:

Cement
“Mix to the consistency of plastic”

Cookies
“Bake until they turn light brown” (dough was dark brown)

Find any others?

 

[The D]

“Insert here”

 

[Noob Sammich]

 

[TXAZ]

Do not place ladder on ice.

 

[madppcs]

Wear a mask

 

[Son of Dorn]

By your signature, you are stating: "I can read, wright, and speak the English language."

^ Georgia poll worker application form. Not exactly stupid instructions but absolute failure.

 

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By your signature, you are stating: "I can read, wright, and speak the English language."

^ Georgia poll worker application form. Not exactly stupid instructions but absolute failure.

"Ah ha! We were testing you!..... congratulations, you got the job"

 

[Aftermath]

 

[Maggot]

There was a paper towel dispenser in a service station bathroom. The printed instructions on the machine were,

"Tear up, Rip down."

So I did.

That sum bitch was really bolted to the wall.