Maggie’s Supporting Troops with Low Prices
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gotta be honest here I had to google wtf a fleshlight was. Gotta admit thats pretty funny.
gotta be honest here I had to google wtf a fleshlight was. Gotta admit thats pretty funny.
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Highly useful item for morale.
I recalled the following and scrambled to my bookshelf hoping I'd followed my practice in the following book as I do all others- provide a personal index of favorite quotes with page numbers, and marked on said page with red pen.
I offer you the wisdom of Johnny Rico ( dude's real name, he had it legally changed)
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"I realize, without equivocation, that at this point, after a year in the desert, I'm fully addicted to pornography. I've masturbated my way through the war. Three, four, five times a day- whatever it took to get the job done. That's the level of commitment and dedication and sacrifice I'm talking about here"- Johnny Rico, Blood Makes the Grass Grow Green: A Year in the desert with Team America.</div></div>
Highly useful item for morale.
I recalled the following and scrambled to my bookshelf hoping I'd followed my practice in the following book as I do all others- provide a personal index of favorite quotes with page numbers, and marked on said page with red pen.
I offer you the wisdom of Johnny Rico ( dude's real name, he had it legally changed)
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"I realize, without equivocation, that at this point, after a year in the desert, I'm fully addicted to pornography. I've masturbated my way through the war. Three, four, five times a day- whatever it took to get the job done. That's the level of commitment and dedication and sacrifice I'm talking about here"- Johnny Rico, Blood Makes the Grass Grow Green: A Year in the desert with Team America.</div></div>
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lol.......I thought it was going to be a highend flashlight until I googled it
lol.......I thought it was going to be a highend flashlight until I googled it
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Maybe that's why they went lax on Policy 1A
The 'real deal' is SO much nicer, smoother, softer in just the right places
Maybe that's why they went lax on Policy 1A
The 'real deal' is SO much nicer, smoother, softer in just the right places
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Yeah but THESE guys give you an automatic 10% discount when shipped to an APO or other military address.
Yeah but THESE guys give you an automatic 10% discount when shipped to an APO or other military address.
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I could see it now.... O-Dark thirty:
Joe #1: Where you headed?
Joe #2: Latrine
Joe #1: What the f@#k is that?
Joe #2: New flashlight, got it in a care package
Joe #1: Then why is your headlamp on?
I could see it now.... O-Dark thirty:
Joe #1: Where you headed?
Joe #2: Latrine
Joe #1: What the f@#k is that?
Joe #2: New flashlight, got it in a care package
Joe #1: Then why is your headlamp on?
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Wonder if they come in FDE...that would make it 10 times better
Wonder if they come in FDE...that would make it 10 times better
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! How is it now that a 17 year old girl knew what a "Fleshlite" was and me, and I did not? Am i getting old?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! How is it now that a 17 year old girl knew what a "Fleshlite" was and me, and I did not? Am i getting old?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">she's a REALLY cool 17yo girl</div></div>
This is an understatement.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">she's a REALLY cool 17yo girl</div></div>
