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Maggie’s Supporting Troops with Low Prices

Minx

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"It gets lonely in those foxholes, you know."
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I figured it was worth a laugh.
 
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Hey you need to get some of those for the care packages going over man!!!!
 
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gotta be honest here I had to google wtf a fleshlight was. Gotta admit thats pretty funny.
 
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Highly useful item for morale.

I recalled the following and scrambled to my bookshelf hoping I'd followed my practice in the following book as I do all others- provide a personal index of favorite quotes with page numbers, and marked on said page with red pen.

I offer you the wisdom of Johnny Rico ( dude's real name, he had it legally changed)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"I realize, without equivocation, that at this point, after a year in the desert, I'm fully addicted to pornography. I've masturbated my way through the war. Three, four, five times a day- whatever it took to get the job done. That's the level of commitment and dedication and sacrifice I'm talking about here"- Johnny Rico, Blood Makes the Grass Grow Green: A Year in the desert with Team America.</div></div>
 
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lol.......I thought it was going to be a highend flashlight until I googled it
 
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Yeah but THESE guys give you an automatic 10% discount when shipped to an APO or other military address. :p
 
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I could see it now.... O-Dark thirty:

Joe #1: Where you headed?
Joe #2: Latrine
Joe #1: What the f@#k is that?
Joe #2: New flashlight, got it in a care package
Joe #1: Then why is your headlamp on?
 
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! How is it now that a 17 year old girl knew what a "Fleshlite" was and me, and I did not? Am i getting old?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">she's a REALLY cool 17yo girl</div></div>
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This is an understatement.