Swift kick to the sack???

[powell]

As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I occasionally create
opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

After shoveling snow, I sat down and had a couple of Scotch and waters.

The day was gorgeous and the drinks facilitated some deep thinking on
various topics...

I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts? "

Most women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting
kicked in the nuts, but still I wondered.

Well, after another Scotch and water and some heavy thinking, I've come up
with the answer...

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby! Here's the
reasoning:

A year or so after giving birth, women often decide, "It might be time to
have another baby."

On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'm ready
for another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.

 

[Rigamortous]

Cant argue with that lol

 

[Pr0VideR]

LOL.. This is Awesome

 

[OneShotJim]

Scotch clarifies one's thinking, sweeps away the clutter of trivia and enables sharp focus on the essentials of most any matter of true importance.

 

[Queequeg]

Your logic is inarguable.

Much like my Discriminatory Egg theory: My research proves that it is in fact the woman who is responsible for the sex of the child she gives birth to. It is clear that the woman's egg discriminates against Y chromosome sperm (that which gives rise to conception of male babies) in the womb in favor of X (Female babies) sperm.

This destroys the myth that the male's "Deficiency"; low sperm count, insufficient Y Chormoseme Sperm cells, or other twaddle, is responsible for the frustrating lack of male children being born to perfectly suitable fathers. Given this stunning new research it is clear that Henry the 8th was correct to chop off the head of his crabby wife! The shocking fact is, the Egg is just as capable of being as bitchy as it's host! Semi permeable membrane my ass...

You heard it here first!

 

[Maggot]

As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I occasionally create
opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

After shoveling snow, I sat down and had a couple of Scotch and waters.

The day was gorgeous and the drinks facilitated some deep thinking on
various topics...

I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts? "

Most women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting
kicked in the nuts, but still I wondered.

Well, after another Scotch and water and some heavy thinking, I've come up
with the answer...

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby! Here's the
reasoning:

A year or so after giving birth, women often decide, "It might be time to
have another baby."

On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'm ready
for another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.

I believe you just stole my spot as resident Hide philosopher. I tip my had to your logic and reasoning skills. Fine scotch is a blessing.

Update...Just posted it to Facebook so now your a "world famous philosopher".