Tactical Shampoo/Conditioner

[ahhshoot]

Does anyone know where I can find some of this? I was going to install a quad-rail on my head and shoulders bottle so I could have a QD conditioner bottle but my gf says I'm an idiot and Head and Shoulders is already a shampoo and conditioner in one. I told her that was heresy and any self-respecting operator would never subject his follicles to such buffoonery.

I am also on the lookout for a tactical lawn mower if anyone has a lead...

Jesus H Christ, why does everything have to be tactical... tactical this, tactical that... Maybe I just get nauseated in the presence of overwhelming cliches.

Ok, now that my tactical testicle support system is no longer in a wad, rant over.

 

[JW21]

I believe the Binford 6100 series lawn mower is what your looking for

 

[07yzryder]

well cant help on the shampoo but heres to help you get clean..

T.A.S.K. (Tactical Ass Scrubbing Kit)

Simply put, this is the best (and probably the ONLY) non-disposable tactical body cleanser on the market. Constructed from 8mm antimicrobial spacer mesh, the T.A.S.K. can and will get you clean. Whether you have a full bar, or just a sliver, it facilitates a thick lather, and can even be used with liquid soaps. To better explain its effectiveness, lets break it down by gender:

 

[pmclaine]

well cant help on the shampoo but heres to help you get clean..

T.A.S.K. (Tactical Ass Scrubbing Kit)

Simply put, this is the best (and probably the ONLY) non-disposable tactical body cleanser on the market. Constructed from 8mm antimicrobial spacer mesh, the T.A.S.K. can and will get you clean. Whether you have a full bar, or just a sliver, it facilitates a thick lather, and can even be used with liquid soaps. To better explain its effectiveness, lets break it down by gender:

I note the T.A.S.K. does not come with a rope to secure it from falling to the floor. Its an invitation to danger.

 

[07yzryder]

I note the T.A.S.K. does not come with a rope to secure it from falling to the floor. Its an invitation to danger.

True, BUT it non slip grip cover reduces the odds of dropping although a tactical OD green paracord lanyard can be fabricated for those in need of such protection.

 

[pmclaine]

True, BUT it non slip grip cover reduces the odds of dropping although a tactical OD green paracord lanyard can be fabricated for those in need of such protection.

Id suggest a woven paracord lanyard using at minimum 6000 feet of line for use as a tactical tourniqet, perhaps to be woven into a tactical hammock, tactical tent or tactical snare etc.

 

[ahhshoot]

I think you guys are talking about the TAASK - Tactical Airborne Ass Scrubbing Kit... It's not available anymore but if memory serves me the paracord was standard on that version as well as the anti-Bubba paracord wrist-wrap.

 

[Blinks711]

If it wasn't for all of the Tactical everything, how would the mall ninjas on ARFCOM survive?

 

[diverdon]

I am think about introducing a line of tactical tampons for the whiner who has everything.

 

[graewolf]

....... zombie tactical tampon in florescent green

 

[near_miss]

Tactical bow hanger

 

[neeltburn]

How accurate this is.


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[GlockBlock]

You guys have no idea how many bows I've seen deployed on tactical ops I can't even talk about.

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