Maggie’s Take The Florida Man Challenge

[oneshot86]

florida man at it again folks

florida man electrocuted while using aluminum pole to get pet pigeon off power line

 

[shootist2004]

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthdate month and year.

Mine is November 21

"Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say"

the first thing I learned about horses was don't stand behind one..............

 

[MtnCreek]

the first thing I learned about horses was don't stand behind one..............

When you walk around the rear of a horse you keep a hand on them. That way they're not startled, so you know if they kick you it's because they're an asshole, but not because they're startled.

 

[MtnCreek]

Bummer the only thing that comes up on mine, is 4 Florida men stealing half a million worth of Tequila.

But just think of how many other great FL Man stories that contributed to.

 

[101stinfantry]

True, I was failing to look at the bigger picture.

 

[Yasherka]

Florida Woman Smoked Crack While Giving Birth, Hid Baby In Back Yard

 

[acudaowner]

he is one busy man who ever he is
1. Florida Man attempts to smoke crack in ICU, almost burns down hospital.
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