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Talk about F'ed up

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It sounds to me like the arresting officer is hoping for a nice steel kicker along with the paid-for funbags.
 
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Lets see, <span style="font-size: 14pt"> <span style="color: #CC0000">arresting officer is fucking the wife and afraid for his life. </span> </span>

Really?

Wonder why?

I have a :One size fits aall brushchipper the guy can borrow..
 
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I'm quite sure there is absolutely more to the story, but it sure sounds like the poor guy is getting shafted big time. How come when I was a young officer I didn't get any calls like that?? "Hot babe-big fake "breasts", 55 rocking guns, and wanting lessons on the prone interlock position"
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dagsta</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm quite sure there is absolutely more to the story, but it sure sounds like the poor guy is getting shafted big time. How come when I was a young officer I didn't get any calls like that?? "Hot babe-<span style="color: #CC0000">big fake nuts</span>, 55 rocking guns, and most of all wanting to get it on"
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</div></div><span style="color: #CC0000">Say huh Dag</span>?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dagsta</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How bout "pups"
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</div></div>Ok, guess thats better than "big nuts" on a chick but do you also call pussy "cock"?..
 
#14
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: redirt78</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dagsta</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How bout "pups"
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</div></div>Ok, guess thats better than "big nuts" on a chick but do you also call pussy "cock"?.. </div></div>

You can laugh, but there was this black guy who lived in my dorm in college who called pussy 'cock'.
 
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Yeah thats my point, some people have the worst names for things. Why would you ever want to call tits-"nuts" or snatch-"cock"? Especially when there are hundreds of other catchy names haha.

Nuts and cock sure don't paint a pretty picture for me when someone starts talking about a hot chick. Call me crazy?..
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well since he is unable to get to his guns I think the next best bet is to get a knife, it's a little on the sloppy side but should do the job just as well...

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WOW...Almost exactly what I was thinking. If there is a problem...get rid of the problem.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dagsta</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm quite sure there is absolutely more to the story, but it sure sounds like the poor guy is getting shafted big time. How come when I was a young officer I didn't get any calls like that?? "Hot babe-big fake "breasts", 55 rocking guns, and wanting lessons on the prone interlock position"
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I really hope your not serious...this is the reason the police have a bad name. MOST...say again..most...not all...police abuse their authority in one way or another.

Prime example of what is going on in America. Woman wants out of a marriage so she calls 911. The guy goes to jail and his weapons are taken from him. Wife,now ex, gets the house , kids, bank account and the guy gets a trailer and a $800 plus a month child support bill. And the LAW is totally on her side.

OH..I speak from experience. And yes...I'm a pissed off divorced dad.
 
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She's definitely a bitch and the arresting officer is fucking her? What a douche. And the police wonder how they get a bad name....Basically, a guy can't trust anybody these days.
 
#21
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I wonder if the guy can get an restraining order on the cop. He's f'ing his wife, they're not divorced yet, and the cop has a gun. I would say I am afraid for my life and see if you can't make the cops life f'd up.
 
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I did a tour in the light Infantry.

We had a saying, "pressure makes diamonds, or a squirt of oil if the lump of coal is flawed."

Now from my wife's POV her first husband makes 75% of the rest of us men look good. Dont be THAT guy!

Wonder what the rest of the story is...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArcticLight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is why I never remarried.

Been there, done that.

Divorce changes a person. </div></div>

I take that to mean that after your divorce your morning loaf encountered a lot less resistance in exiting, as the the sphincter had been greatly enlarged.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sean the Nailer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Wow.

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All I could come up with was...

Talk about F'ed up!!
 
#29
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Can anyone link some facts about the 'report'. All I could find was a messed up maid/cop/boyfriend crap with no guns or jailtime. No divorce either. The cop in question is in big trouble.

So who, what, when and where is all of this supposed to have happened?

Otherwise its just a bar story
 
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