Tell her not to get mad, you’re controlling your blood pressure

[Dewey7271]

I guess I’m still juvenile enough to crack up while reading this.
https://www.livescience.com/2996-stink-farts-controls-blood-pressure.html

 

[Sean the Nailer]

So, what I hear you saying is:
Cow farts are GOOD for people all over, and now they're going to be perfecting technology to harvest said cow farts, so that they can make 'blood pressure medicine' out of it.

There used to be PMU's around (Pregnant Mare Urine) for the collection of it, to make birth-control-pills. I can just imagine what the 'barn' is going to look like, to harvest/save/'refine?' the cow farts.

Maybe obnoxio-cortez can be a tester! You are what you eat! (isn't that what they say?)

 

[MtnCreek]

My wife is convinced that I believe alcohol lowers blood pressure. She doesn't believe it, but she believes that I believe it.

 

[cornhusker86]

Smells like teen spirit...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I sure love the aroma of black powder in the morning...

So investing in straight-wall calibers and guns that chamber them, is not only smart SHTF preparation, but good for health too. Goex FFFg for the win.