Maggie’s TGIF vs. SHIT

[Shooter45]

A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. " 'T-G-I-F' means "Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, " 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!' "

 

[Force_Multiplier]

Re: TGIF vs. SHIT

lmao... I needed that

 

[JSTARSZ]

Re: TGIF vs. SHIT

what a bummer to find out it isn't Friday. I would be in a bad mood the rest of the day if that happened to me.

 

[exmr2sw]

Re: TGIF vs. SHIT

Gotta' love blondes..

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Re: TGIF vs. SHIT

There's Hump day,
Then there's F.I.S.T. day,
then T.G.I.F.

F.I.S.T. = F!*&, It's Still Thursday.

Blondes are especially known around here, for writing T.G.I.F. on their shoes.

Toes Go In First.