The new caretakers of Americans are taking care of us, protecting us from all those horrible things/foods that are going to destroy our bodies and destroy Mother Earth. What would/could we do without these wonderful people looking out for our welfare and taking care of us, assuring our health and well being.
The latest list of the latest things which are destroying us and destroy our planet, that are on the ban list.
Gas stoves
Fresh Brewed Coffee
Pickup Trucks
Bringing cake to work (as dangerous or possibly even more dangerous than second hand smoke)
Be safe my friends, and remember, taking one sip of freshly brewed coffee, climbing into the cab of an evil pickup truck, eating the tiniest nibble of carrot cake or even having a gas stove in your home means Instant Death, to both you and the planet,
Please, Please, keep our oceans from boiling. Stop gigantic firestorms from consuming our continents. Do your part, do not sneak around our loving caretakers and partake or use any of these very, very, VERY dangerous things.
If you believe any of the shit I wrote in this post, might I also interest you in a bridge I have for sale in London England. Good price on the bridge.
The latest list of the latest things which are destroying us and destroy our planet, that are on the ban list.
Gas stoves
Fresh Brewed Coffee
Pickup Trucks
Bringing cake to work (as dangerous or possibly even more dangerous than second hand smoke)
Be safe my friends, and remember, taking one sip of freshly brewed coffee, climbing into the cab of an evil pickup truck, eating the tiniest nibble of carrot cake or even having a gas stove in your home means Instant Death, to both you and the planet,
Please, Please, keep our oceans from boiling. Stop gigantic firestorms from consuming our continents. Do your part, do not sneak around our loving caretakers and partake or use any of these very, very, VERY dangerous things.
If you believe any of the shit I wrote in this post, might I also interest you in a bridge I have for sale in London England. Good price on the bridge.