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Deadly spider whose bite causes FOUR HOUR erection then KILLS found in Tesco bananas
A mum was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare South American spiders - whose bite can give a man a four hour erection.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/5...gives-men-four-hour-erection-in-Tesco-bananas
A mum was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare South American spiders - whose bite can give a man a four hour erection.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/5...gives-men-four-hour-erection-in-Tesco-bananas
“Banana slugs have a penis 6-8 inches long (the size of their body) that grows out of their head when they want to mate.”
You guys are making me wish I'd have chosen Eggplant.
"Bailiff, whack his eggplant" just doesn't have the same ring.
i hope only because he took the bitch to pound town for her own icecream
Geezus Krist. A triple tap and I have no clue why.
Squeeze, don't jerk. Just like the newsreel says, it requires a gentle touch.
Would you rather banana and Nutella wrapped up in seaweed?
Yeah, we sat there wondering how the fuck that band ever got associated with Tool or music in general.
Most people in the audience ignored them, well, except for the truly weird fukkers in the building.
