Maggie’s THE AGONY OF DYSLEXIA

[shooter65]

After Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!

 

[Swampkat]

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Funny

 

[High Binder]

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LOL good one!

 

[Megacab]

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I'll remember that joke tonight when I say my prayers to my Dog.

 

[GAP-10]

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Good one.

 

[ditchdigger]

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Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with dyslexia?


He would stay up all night wondering if there was a God.

 

[SledDog]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ditchdigger</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with dyslexia?


He would stay up all night wondering if there was a God. </div></div>

Are you sure about that?

 

[Maggot]

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9pr80r34u5jjm.rmlbjvlscjufoiudtiugpoiew[toyy;er

 

[ditchdigger]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sled Dog</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ditchdigger</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with dyslexia?


He would stay up all night wondering if there was a God. </div></div>

Are you sure about that? </div></div>

Sorry. Time change dyslexia.

...wondering if there was a dog.

 

[Megacab]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ditchdigger</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sled Dog</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ditchdigger</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with dyslexia?


He would stay up all night wondering if there was a God. </div></div>

Are you sure about that? </div></div>

Sorry. Time change dyslexia.

...wondering if there was a dog. </div></div>


Ouch...
I already handled that joke.
Anyone else smell something burning?

 

[coldboremiracle]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">9pr80r34u5jjm.rmlbjvlscjufoiudtiugpoiew[toyy;er </div></div>

Helen Keller?

 

[still_N_29palms]

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DYSLEXICS UNTIE !!!!!!

 

[THibben]

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The dyslexic that sold his soul to Santa!

 

[DirtyDave]

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I dont think that's funny cuz I have lysdexia

 

[Hoofy]

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5 out of 3 hide members are dyslexic.

 

[*greenhorn*]

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i use spell check but it doesn't know what im talking about

 

[CharlieTN]

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Heard about the dyslexic state trooper? He drove around handing out iuds.

 

[Mr Motivator]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hoof</div><div class="ubbcode-body">5 out of 3 hide members are <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">dyscalculic</span></span>.</div></div>

FIFY