The Alarming Rise in Compulsive Doorbell Licking

[Veer_G]

Oh, what do you do when your door frame accoutrements are blessed with just too much of teh sexy?

http://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/another-doorbell-licker-was-caught-on-camera-this-time-in-florida

 

[Blue Sky Country]

In the video, the man is standing outside the front door and then leans into the doorbell to lick it. He then licks it again, and again, and again. He then positions what looks like a stack of newspapers in front of the camera and points, but it is unclear what he is trying to point out in the papers. Before leaving, the man comes back to lick the doorbell even more.

And this:

Salinas, Ca. man in January. In that instance the man licked the doorbell for three hours, according to the homeowner.

Fuckin'. Dying. Right. Now. WTF.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Don't knock it till you lick it?

 

[Badfinger]

Get the 440 volt model

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Get the 440 volt model

One of those cheap BudK contact stun-guns wired to the thing......Won't cause real harm. Plenty of laughs when the dumbass puts his mouth on it.

 

[Spblademaker]

You got to lick it before you stick it.

 

[Big Bo]