THE BAGHDAD BOB AWARD

[Edsel]

(A) Matthew Miller | Spokesperson, U.S. Department of State

(B) John Kirby | White House National Security Communications Advisor

(C) Vedant Patel | Deputy Spokesperson, U.S. Department of State

(D) Karine Jean - Pierre | White House Press Secretary

(E) Sabrina Singh | Deputy Pentagon Press Secretary

 

[Edsel]

In memoriam…

For those of you who were still in diapers then,…

…this guy was awesome

 

[atomic41]

Cabbage Patch Commie

 

[Edsel]

Cabbage Patch Commie

You mean you’re not even calling the latter three Diversity Hires or questioning the legitimacy of their Immigration Status in true Sniper’s Hide fashion?

Do show some consistency and make your mother proud

 

[DocRDS]

I'd go with Cameltoe herself, but then again Bob was at least coherent. I've got a 5 spot of J.P whatsher name the lying sack o shit press sectretary.

 

[Edsel]

I'd go with Cameltoe herself, but then again Bob was at least coherent. I've got a 5 spot of J.P whatsher name the lying sack o shit press sectretary.

Bob was legendary.

For some reeeaaally bizarre reason, I truly feel bad for the guy.

 

[theLBC]

Bob was legendary

For some reeeaaally bizarre reason, I truly feel bad for the guy.

similarly, i sort of feel bad for lying raggety ann, having to go out and spew her bullschiff, knowing that it makes her appear retarded.

 

[Ronws]

I don't know the others, so I voted for KJP.

 

[Edsel]

similarly, i sort of feel bad for lying raggety ann, having to go out and spew her bullschiff, knowing that it makes her appear retarded.

I imagine they have a full closet of antacids at home…

 

[Mr.BR]

Miller can play Count Dracula on Halloween , not much prep needed

 

[DocRDS]

Bob was legendary.

For some reeeaaally bizarre reason, I truly feel bad for the guy.

We Love the Iraqi Information Minister

Dude still hangin around. LEGEND













DAAAAARY

 

[Edsel]

We Love the Iraqi Information Minister

Dude still hangin around. LEGEND













DAAAAARY

Holy Craaap!

How did I not know of this website!

 

[n2ishun]

Jack Smith



duh ?

 

[Soulezoo]

Jack Smith



duh ?

His analog was Uday.

 

[Redmanss]

Kirby is the one they roll out when they really want to tell lies. KJP only circles back in a direct tangent to the next question, never to return.

 

[fedupflyer]

Why limit it to just one person, it could easily be a groups award.

 

[Edsel]

I really wanted to include this guy, but he’s a UN staffmember…

“Out of our jurisdiction!”

 

[Edsel]

Pentagon Girl rarely makes any appearances, does she?

 

[Darryle]

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I really wanted to include this guy, but he’s a UN staffmember…

“Out of our jurisdiction!”

We have jurisdictions? Should be, inside our border is fair game.

Baghdad Bob was entertaining, these people are infuriating with their mumbling nonsense and lies

 

[Charger442]

similarly, i sort of feel bad for lying raggety ann, having to go out and spew her bullschiff, knowing that it makes her appear retarded.

she's a full willing participant. might be a true believer even.

she's in two cults though

 

[LuckyDuck]

Fuck Baghdad with a rusty fence post & fuck Iraq with a Scottish broadsword while we're at it. The only time that shit hole looked even remotely good was in the rearview mirror.

-LD

 

[Charger442]

Fuck Baghdad with a rusty fence post & fuck Iraq with a Scottish broadsword while we're at it. The only time that shit hole looked even remotely good was in the rearview mirror.

-LD

just like Lubbock Texas

 

[Edsel]

just like Lubbock Texas

There’re this bunch of people on YouTube who do drive - throughs of (dying) rural American towns.

Not pretty.

 

[CZAddict]

Miller looks like the love child of a used car salesman and a televangelist

 

[Edsel]

Miller looks like the love child of a used car salesman and a televangelist

He does fulfill one's daily requirement of Creepy - os.

When I first posted this thread, I was almost certain that it would have been a toss - up between Miller and Kirby