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Maggie’s the Dentist's

Sendero_Man

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  • Mar 29, 2007
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    montanagunslings.com
    The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

    The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.

    "No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said.

    The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

    "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"!

    The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

    "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills".

    The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet".

    The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"! "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"!

    "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth"