Maggie’s The Dog ate my homework

The best BBQ ribs I have ever eaten were goat ribs on Barbados. It was at a community fair type deal, and the vendor just had "Ribs" advertised so I ordered some. I got ribs, and a side of beans and rice. I expected pork ribs, but they were different so I told the vendor how good they were and asked him his secret. He said he prefers to use Goat ribs....I agree.
 
Back in the early 70s my dad bought a new
Lincoln, big black long shiny hood parked it
And one of the male goats decided it would be fun to skate around on the hood,
Shortly after it thought it would be fun to climb up on the roof of the grainery, dad was still pissed and the goat got off the grainery with a little help from a .308.
 
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The best BBQ ribs I have ever eaten were goat ribs on Barbados. It was at a community fair type deal, and the vendor just had "Ribs" advertised so I ordered some. I got ribs, and a side of beans and rice. I expected pork ribs, but they were different so I told the vendor how good they were and asked him his secret. He said he prefers to use Goat ribs....I agree.
On Saint Martin, Ate at Felicia's ribs and chicken, live chickens were out back.
Ate there a number of times and very good,
Her food was was well known in the area,
I've seen big ass yachts anchored off shore drop a launch in the water came to shore, somebody had to climb up the hill and fetch the chow and reverse the process it was that good.
Hopefully she is still there.
 
My dad had pet goats as a kid in the 30s. Goat hooves are sharp enough to cut through a Ford Model T soft top.
They ate goat for dinner for a while.
Dad said the goat was stuck with its belly on the roof and all four feet through the top.
 
Goat is better than venison, because goats have fat. But (Korean) dog is good too. Goats are stupid and destructive, but oh, so tasty.
 
Delete it... Moved to funny work stories.