I was eating at village inn and was almost killed slowly and horribly by a plate of bad snapper...
I finished ordering my food and a very attractive lady walks in. I had to look, because my CO (2nd Lt Penis) told me to.
She sees me looking - and comes and sits down next to me on the row of seats.
“How are you today?” She says. I am simulateously happy that it looks like I might have something interesting to do tonight, and terrified that my CO has pullled out his compass and is confidently saying “THAT WAY!”
She hits on me for a few minutes, relating how she is a college student and is going after her graduate degree in Mechanical Engineering. We talk about DiffEQ and other geeky things, and holy shit she is smart.
and then her dad walks in. He looks like the most worn out haggard person ever. He sits down with us.
They talk for a minute or 7 and then she starts in like she’s relating the lines from a college play. Perfect English, adjectives and adverbs designed to wipe away any opportunity for you to have your own viewpoint on something...crazy ass shit about the mental institution and the lawyers from the harassment lawsuit and how lonely she felt when they went to the cabin that One summer when she was 12 and he didn’t stab her down..
For 1.5 hours.
If this Play had been a murder mystery, it would have been about who DIDN’T kill her. And how her concerned friend wanted the police to investigate but they said they were too busy with paperwork...
Her dad looked like he was the most beat down person ever, and I understood. it was obvious the firing pin on his revolver snapped off, and no matter how many times he pulled the trigger this lunch date with his daughter just wouldn’t go away...it’s probably for sale on Armslist right now. “Revolver. Broken firing pin. Extremely clean front sight and muzzle”
After he went to the restroom, she apologized I had to hear that and started in on me again. I looked at my phone and said “oh shit I gotta go!” and ran the fuck out before 2nd Lt Penis ordered me in on a suicide mission...
I finished ordering my food and a very attractive lady walks in. I had to look, because my CO (2nd Lt Penis) told me to.
She sees me looking - and comes and sits down next to me on the row of seats.
“How are you today?” She says. I am simulateously happy that it looks like I might have something interesting to do tonight, and terrified that my CO has pullled out his compass and is confidently saying “THAT WAY!”
She hits on me for a few minutes, relating how she is a college student and is going after her graduate degree in Mechanical Engineering. We talk about DiffEQ and other geeky things, and holy shit she is smart.
and then her dad walks in. He looks like the most worn out haggard person ever. He sits down with us.
They talk for a minute or 7 and then she starts in like she’s relating the lines from a college play. Perfect English, adjectives and adverbs designed to wipe away any opportunity for you to have your own viewpoint on something...crazy ass shit about the mental institution and the lawyers from the harassment lawsuit and how lonely she felt when they went to the cabin that One summer when she was 12 and he didn’t stab her down..
For 1.5 hours.
If this Play had been a murder mystery, it would have been about who DIDN’T kill her. And how her concerned friend wanted the police to investigate but they said they were too busy with paperwork...
Her dad looked like he was the most beat down person ever, and I understood. it was obvious the firing pin on his revolver snapped off, and no matter how many times he pulled the trigger this lunch date with his daughter just wouldn’t go away...it’s probably for sale on Armslist right now. “Revolver. Broken firing pin. Extremely clean front sight and muzzle”
After he went to the restroom, she apologized I had to hear that and started in on me again. I looked at my phone and said “oh shit I gotta go!” and ran the fuck out before 2nd Lt Penis ordered me in on a suicide mission...
