The 'Make Fun of the Poster Above You' thread

[FS1]

Kicks puppies

 

[RNWRKNP]

Constantly requires an explanation but lacks the ability of understanding ^^^^^

 

[Alphatreedog]

Rides a wheelchair .

 

[MtnCreek]

Rides his sister.

 

[TheGerman]

Enjoys feeding his dog peanut butter from his nether regions.

 

[...]

dont mind @TheGerman hes just here looking for the attention his parents never paid him

 

[Alphatreedog]

Has invertex nether regions

 

[MtnCreek]

Left Germany cause it wasn't gay enough.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Stays in the South cause it is gay enough

 

[TanktheFrank]

Has the mental capacity of 4 baby carrots. Not the pretty orange ones either, those ugly waxy fuckers you avoid in the baby carrot bag.

 

[MtnCreek]

Bragged about doing porn, but forgot to mention it was gay porn.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Sucks my baby carrot

 

[MtnCreek]

Beta Bird Dog.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

Has a baby carrot dick... wait...?

 

[Fig]

President Silver City LGBTQ BDSM Club

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Now hungry for carrots and doesn't know why.

 

[Bender]

^ is the president of NAMBLA.

 

[FS1]

Reloads .22lr

 

[FS1]

Thinks 1j is winning

 

[MtnCreek]

Unable to follow simple instructions.

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^^World champion for stacking marbles on a railroad track but was drug by the train on that day with repeated blows to the head that left the pathetic mess we have before us today.

 

[FS1]

Thinks Vagina is a State.

 

[TanktheFrank]

Only wears the pants because his wife said he can't wear a skirt

 

[MtnCreek]

Vagina is his state of mind.

 

[FS1]

Only wears the pants because his wife said he can't wear a skirt

Knows my wife

 

[Bender]

^ fell into a hot tub full of naked hot women, and stood up with a dick in his mouth.

 

[TanktheFrank]

Leaves ky on the night stand and falls asleep hoping a criminal makes "a forced entry"

 

[FS1]

Thinks Tampons are for Diarrhea

 

[Bender]

Eats tampons

 

[FS1]

Sniffs bus seats

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^^^^The reason why everything has labels on it.

 

[jcm331]

Obama voter

 

[...]

Hillary voter

 

[TanktheFrank]

The proof we need darwinism to come back

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^^^Thinks that the crack Of dawn is the north end of a south bound mule and can’t get eneough.

 

[Bender]

^ wishes the purple dildo he found in his mom‘s closet tasted like grape.

 

[Nik H]

Always walks along the picket fences

 

[TanktheFrank]

Listens exclusively to Barbara Streisand, Cher, and rough whale sex.

 

[Bender]

Put his head in Barbwire fences waiting for the rancher

 

[TanktheFrank]

Applied and was denied to be a rancher.

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^^ Has rubber boot with a monogram for his wooly friends. Beeeeeeender

 

[Veer_G]

Needs to buy a fucking vowel or three for his forum handle.

 

[RNWRKNP]

Proof that contaminants in the gene pool are no laughing matter.^^^^

 

[Fig]

Hates Hank Williams.
Listens exclusively to:

 

[...]

pulled that clip from his personal Village People collection

 

[Fig]

^Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot.

 

[FS1]

Thinks Pussy is overrated.

 

[pmclaine]

Writes weekly to Katelyn Jenner requesting nude pics.....

 

[Veer_G]

Writes weakly generally.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

Craps in his own hat and thinks to himsef... they don't even know why I have this shit eating grin on my face