The 'Make Fun of the Poster Above You' thread

[pmclaine]

Went to a circle jerk and asked if he could sit in the corner.

 

[bigdaddydmd]

^ Asked if he could sit in the center.

 

[TheGerman]

^ Asked if he could sit in the center.

Asked Maser to call him, Big Daddy.

 

[pmclaine]

Wears a ball gag to relax.

 

[QuickNDirty]

^Damn yankee.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

QuicknDirty... just how he takes it, from all the boys

 

[natdscott]

Puts the punisher skull on his avatar because it's the internet and everybody is snyperzz on the internet...

 

[Rthur]

How he got his handle^^

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[Maggot]

^^The pot calling the kettle black.

 

[QuickNDirty]

^Dirty hippie

 

[TanktheFrank]

Looks like a moose knuckle bound in spandex

 

[Rthur]

Takin' the Frankfurter^

 

[_Windrider_]

Wears Velcro sneakers

 

[TanktheFrank]

Doesn't wear light up sneakers

 

[Rthur]

His side piece:

R

 

[pmclaine]

Says Mr birkenstocks and wool socks........

 

[Rthur]

I've seen a pic of you in these:

R

 

[Dougie308]

You couldn't tie those or work the buckles.

 

[Maser]

^ Ghey!

 

[MtnCreek]

Not smart enough to realize it'd be more fun to leave them on her.

 

[TanktheFrank]

Not smart enough to realize that if she's wearing those, shes in her power thrust stance behind you with the sexmaster 10000 strapped on.

 

[EddieNFL]

Not smart enough to realize that if she's wearing those, shes in her power thrust stance behind you with the sexmaster 10000 strapped on.

Are you sure it's a she? I've heard Texans often confuse their women with cattle...of both sexes.

 

[TanktheFrank]

^For a floridiot you sure are observant

 

[EddieNFL]

^For a floridiot you sure are observant

HA!. Just live here, not from here...but I don't know what a sexmaster 1000 is. Care to clue us in on how it feels?

 

[TanktheFrank]

As a pompous celibate, I understand your query, as fellow hider, I say fuck off, dearly.

 

[EddieNFL]

As a pompous celibate, I understand your query, as fellow hider, I say fuck off, dearly.

I'll say one thing for you Texans, you sure are sweet.

 

[Alphatreedog]

⬆⬆⬆Took the taste test in the men's locker room

 

[TanktheFrank]

^ stinks worse than what he tasted

 

[Alphatreedog]

Sniffed my ass .

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Figured out M Obama was a dude and wanted him/her even more.

 

[Alphatreedog]

But you wouldn't relinquish your soulmate .

 

[MosesTheTank]

You felching whore, one is hardly able to discern your species due to your face having the appearance of a bag of smashed crabs. What looks to be an attempt at human speech comes out as strained gurgling from a hairy axe wound I suspect is your mouth. Given the glowing green muck spurting from every orifice I can only imagine your parents were best able to locate you with a geiger counter.

Now carry doing what you do best as a protoplasmic invertebrate cock juggling thunder cunt.

 

[QuickNDirty]

You felching whore, one is hardly able to discern your species due to your face having the appearance of a bag of smashed crabs. What looks to be an attempt at human speech comes out as strained gurgling from a hairy axe wound I suspect is your mouth. Given the glowing green muck spurting from every orifice I can only imagine your parents were best able to locate you with a geiger counter.

Now carry doing what you do best as a protoplasmic invertebrate cock juggling thunder cunt.

^ Hasn't gotten laid in decades.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Says the defrocked Catholic Priest .

 

[QuickNDirty]

Says the defrocked Catholic Priest .

Fuckin dumbum doesn't even know I loathe catholicism.

 

[TanktheFrank]

You use your tongue pertier than a 20 dollar whore

 

[EddieNFL]

Says the defrocked Catholic Priest .

As an altar boy did you spit, swallow or swish?

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

Eddie(got did by the whole)NFL

 

[Alphatreedog]

As an altar boy did you spit, swallow or swish?

Just kept yielding my place in line to you .

 

[EddieNFL]

Eddie(got did by the whole)NFL

At least they paid me. I didn't just roll over as you did.

 

[Alphatreedog]

At least they paid me. I didn't just roll over as you did.

In DNA .

 

[EddieNFL]

In DNA .

Says the guy with a DNA strand shorter than my little toe.

 

[Alphatreedog]

All DNA strands are shorter than your little toe rocket surgeon .

 

[Maser]

^ Fucks dogs.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Raped by tranny boy scouts .

 

[EddieNFL]

If you stretched the DNA in one cell all the way out, it would be about 2m long and all the DNA in all your cells put together would be about twice the diameter of the Solar System.

Yours is different, thanks to your father.

 

[Veer_G]

So, what's that dripping out of your S'Mores?

 

[Alphatreedog]

Allthe DNA on your face would fill the ocean bukakae master .

 

[EddieNFL]

Allthe DNA on your face would fill the ocean bukakae master .

And you would be swimming in it.

 

[Veer_G]

Not from Bristol, not sharp as a pistol, STOMPED!