The 'Make Fun of the Poster Above You' thread

[TripleBull]

^^^

How the hell did you find my brother and sister's family photo?

 

[Maser]

^ Triples the bullshit he spews here!

 

[Veer_G]

And you clean up every drop of it with your tongue.

 

[MtnCreek]

That time we argued over a parking space.

 

[Veer_G]

Glad to see you got to the dentist, Cletus.

 

[MosesTheTank]

I find you frighteningly impossible to underestimate. Reading the shit you write gives a less enjoyable indigestion than follows eating a rotten tub of haggis chased by 8 pints of warm malt liquor while watching Michelle Obama vigorously tongue a hyena's crusty anus. Having a face like a methed up Harvey Weinstein chewing his way through a wasp nest it is certain that your appearance is your greatest gift.

 

[EddieNFL]

I find you frighteningly impossible to underestimate. Reading the shit you write gives a less enjoyable indigestion than follows eating a rotten tub of haggis chased by 8 pints of warm malt liquor while watching Michelle Obama vigorously tongue a hyena's crusty anus. Having a face like a methed up Harvey Weinstein chewing his way through a wasp nest it is certain that your appearance is your greatest gift.

How verbose of you. You must be a politician...or a drama queen.

 

[Veer_G]

Reading the shit you write gives a less enjoyable indigestion than follows eating a rotten tub of haggis chased by 8 pints of warm malt liquor while watching Michelle Obama vigorously tongue a hyena's crusty anus.

I humbly bow before the breadth and abysmal depth of your experience. Did she let you have a couple licks?

 

[MosesTheTank]

How verbose of you. You must be a politician...or a drama queen.

The way to purge the suicidal thoughts is to pull your maggot stick out of whatever corpse you happen to be stabbing at the moment and go back to the delirious safety of being the supine prison bitch to a gang of beef cake daddies you have always been.

 

[MosesTheTank]

I humbly bow before the breadth and abysmal depth of your experience. Did she let you have a couple licks?

Veer chewing crayons
charisma of burning orphanage
bloody cunt

 

[Veer_G]

Veer chewing crayons
charisma of burning orphanage
bloody cunt

5-9-3 is not proper haiku, but lazy 自由律 bullshit. But I understand your limitations, given that you kick your Cole-Haan faggot loafers off for purposes of advanced calculation and continue to arrive at 22 instead of 20.

 

[EddieNFL]

The way to purge the suicidal thoughts is to pull your maggot stick out of whatever corpse you happen to be stabbing at the moment and go back to the delirious safety of being the supine prison bitch to a gang of beef cake daddies you have always been.

I tried leaving, but your mother begged, cried and promised to send you to therapy if I would stay. Just tryin' to help a brother out.

 

[Rthur]

^ Being in the NFL is fabulous....

R

 

[Rthur]

^^^
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How the hell did you find my brother and sister's family photo?

BTW this pic is after a cold swim...

R

 

[EddieNFL]

Is that where you lost parts of your name, or were your parents just disappointed when you hatched?

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Valid argument for abortion.

 

[EddieNFL]

^ Valid argument for abortion.

^
^ Partial abortion survior. Lost just the brain.

Off to the range. Don't kick all the sand out of the box while I'm gone.

 

[pmclaine]

Christian bakers refuse to bake his cake.

 

[natdscott]

Baked his mom's cake last night.

 

[Fig]

You ugly. What? What? You ugly. Yo moma said you ugly!

 

[Rthur]

These guys called and want their handle back:

R

 

[Fig]

That has too many logical steps.

 

[natdscott]

^^ Grabbed the wrong photo and got one from his niche porn stash instead of what he meant...

ETA: that one was meant for Rthur, but you jumped in front of the bullet.

 

[Rthur]

^^Is this a "Fig" clinging to this guys crank?

R

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^^I’ve seen people like you before but I had to pay admission.

 

[Rthur]

Funny what folks will pay for:

R

 

[Fig]

King of the queers with a penis fixation.

 

[FS1]

Puts socks in his speedo

 

[natdscott]

^^ Puts socks in his bra.

 

[Rthur]

^ was talking about the hot tub....
Who has the penis fixation.

R

 

[natdscott]

Rthur. You're gonna have to do better than that kinda swill around here.

That's almost as bad as making fun of grammar...

 

[TripleBull]

Natdscott puts the potato in the back

 

[MtnCreek]

On a gayness scale of 1 to 11, triplebull pegs out.

 

[QuickNDirty]

^ Family sports

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Got his user name in the showers at cubscout camp.

 

[QuickNDirty]

^

 

[TripleBull]

Getting ready to surf da Hide ^^^^^

 

[TanktheFrank]

Hes so short that me and the boys would call him paragraph, cuz hes not long enough to be an essay.

 

[QuickNDirty]

^

 

[TripleBull]

^^^ Goin' out tonite.

 

[QuickNDirty]

^^^ Goin' out tonite.

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[Rthur]

^She was still dizzy from her "date"....

R

 

[QuickNDirty]

How the hell did you find a picture of me in the future?

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Hippie.

 

[Fig]

MtnCreek jammin’

 

[MtnCreek]

You're so dumb you think that's an insult. :-D

 

[MosesTheTank]

My third cousin twice removed once visited Shitfuckistan. Maybe you remember him as the guy who tipped you with 1 counterfeit ruble and a golden shower. He described you as a quadriplegic with Down’s syndrome who served as a human bidet in some piss-smelling alleyway. Things don’t change much and time hasn’t healed. Too bad for you. I’m glad you got out when you did. I’ll keep this secret between us.

Carry on and keep a stiff upper lip you mutton fucking cockalorum.

 

[QuickNDirty]

 

[MtnCreek]

The last time I was down your way, everyone used big, impressive words... and they all rode around on golf carts... and they all looked like metro queers... True story.

 

[Maser]

^ Thinks being a cocksucker involves a rooster shaped lollipop.