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Maggie’s The Mexican Maid

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Aug 21, 2007
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The housewife's Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The housewife was very upset about this and decided to talk to the maid about the request for a raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you...'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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