showing mercy, he calls in air support to hold HIM back.
prefers to use a blowgun and kbar whittled darts to make it worth his time.
has a 1000 yard stare while sleeping.
has a caddy to tote his drag bag.
tom berenger cleans his pool.
the reason russia didn't make it past cuba is 'cause his FFP was in "the Keys".
phones in proper wind calls in arizona from newark
couple more:
never quotes himself in forums
does his part infinity +1
his ghillie - versace
falcon punches anyone using the term zombie in any other context other than a '60's band.
speaks fluent klingon just in case of deployment
his spit is used for testosterone treatments and sweats cosmoline upon request, other wise doesn't sweat at all
neutralizes threats to his six in the back of the head by taking the shot in front of him
he created daylight saving time so you have an extra hour to get your affairs in order.
uses sasquatch femurs for shooting sticks
was asked nicely to stop skeet shooting - knocked out too many satellites
would be allowed to sell something under 100 posts.
his spotter's name is Hubble.
his sperm is in the shape of BTHPs.