The perfect woman doesn’t exi........

[Bender]

 

[Maser]

Only 2 seconds in and we learn her name and she likes cunt.

 

[_Windrider_]

honestly, if youve ever seen her instagram, i think her and her dad have an unnatural relationship.

 

[Snipe260]

honestly, if youve ever seen her instagram, i think her and her dad have an unnatural relationship.

Hmm. U think? Well. All I see is another women that smells like fish!

 

[Maggot]

Put a sock in her mouth and maybe, just maybe...

 

[Bender]

Put a sock in her mouth and maybe, just maybe...

I loooooooove that accent........

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Put a sock in her mouth and maybe, just maybe...

...or a dick?

 

[MarinePMI]

And here I always thought the perfect woman was a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store...

 

[Maser]

I loooooooove that accent........

You would love the white bitches on the Maury Show then.

 

[Threadcutter308]

And here I always thought the perfect woman was a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store...

Don’t forget, her being nearsighted helps too......

 

[Nik H]

And here I always thought the perfect woman was a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store...

With a gun shop in the rear

 

[Bender]

With a gun shop in the rear

“In the rear”

 

[Maggot]

“In her rear”

Brings back memories of another recent post.....

 

[cav has been]

I think the old version was;
I've found the perfect woman,Icould not ask for more
She measures 50,20,44,she's deaf and dumb and oversexed and owns a chain of liquor stores

 

[47guy]

And here I always thought the perfect woman was a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store...

You forgot she needs to be 3’ tall with a flat head and no vocal cords

 

[maverickasu]

And here I always thought the perfect woman was a nymphomaniac that owned a *GUN* store...

Fixed it for you...

 

[Yasherka]

You forgot she needs to be 3’ tall with a flat head and no vocal cords

Pistol-grip ears and fold-back teeth

 

[W54/XM-388]

I watched the video for a few moments, left unimpressed with the subject getting all the attention.

 

[Strykervet]

I like the Russian girls with swords MUCH better...

I'm probably unrealistic though. I grew up dating girls like the one in this video so maybe I should go back to roots.

 

[47guy]

Pistol-grip ears and fold-back teeth

now were talkin...with a high speed brush guard just in case things get outta control

 

[redneckbmxer24]

I'd noodle her trouser trout.