What you gotta do is crank one out.
I'm serious. Never go to the range with a "loaded gun".
If you are going to a match, make sure you clear the pipes the morning of the match.
I've advised guys of that for years. Swear to you.
About 8 of us were meeting up in the lobby before a match one morning. There was one missing.
"Where's "B"?
"Um....he is in the bathroom."
"Christ you are rooming with him go tell him to hustle up!"
"Um...I think he...it's complicated."
Turns out he got his nuts pinched under the toilet seat, and it was a cheap ass motel seat, mustache been a sharp corner, cut his nuts pretty good. He moaned and bitched all day. Was looking for panty pads all day too....he really did cut his sack.
I ribbed him cause I knew what had happened. He had finally taken my advice, and decided to relieve the tension...pre match jitters. He never would own up to it, but we all knew the score. I felt bad, but I didn't advise him to to any kinky shit, or fancy moves that put his nuts under the toilet seat.
And that is the absolute truth.
Now don't go doing any fancy shit, just a normal strait forward jerk off. I'm not taking responsibility for smashed nuts and twisted nipple shit you fucking freaks. Just beat it.
