They are still out there — Mall Ninjas!

[roostercogburn98]

Being a ninja is a hard bidness. The artic ninja training in Alaska was brutal

 

[vinniedelpino]

"Sometimes it don't always work for a ninja"

True story. Sometimes ninjas even judy chop their own legs.

 

[Maggot]

I tape my groin plate to my balls... removing it helps up your pain threshold...

But does it repel Cooties?

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Tape on the balls....pfft.
Real ninjas use tech screws.
That's real 25th Dan shit.

 

[TheGerman]

Local pawnshop owner and firearms instructor with some cringe worth moments

I have yet to ever hear an actual answer as to why anyone walks backwards while shooting.

You can't see behind you. You're putting rounds on target/threat, which is the most you can do. Walking backwards at .4MPH isn't doing shit except for making your sight picture wobble and constantly changing your stance/body position.

If you have to move, move forward. Or fire and GTFO of the way behind cover.

Also in 5 deployments, I've never had to dive sideways over a barrel and continue shooting at something.

 

[Marinevet1]

In fact, you have been a member of such a forum for years!!

Especially when we get to mock retarded gangstas!

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mock away!

Sirhr

Hell, I've still got one of the first digital cameras that Sony made........used floppy disc as film, take a bunch of pics.........stick that floppy in the computer......

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Being a ninja is a hard bidness. The artic ninja training in Alaska was brutal

Right? Those little ninja pajama's don't protect against the cold for shit!

Takes 4 months for testicles to re-drop ;-)

SIrhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Hell, I've still got one of the first digital cameras that Sony made........used floppy disc as film, take a bunch of pics.........stick that floppy in the computer......

Mavica?

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I have yet to ever hear an actual answer as to why anyone walks backwards while shooting.

You can't see behind you. You're putting rounds on target/threat, which is the most you can do. Walking backwards at .4MPH isn't doing shit except for making your sight picture wobble and constantly changing your stance/body position.

If you have to move, move forward. Or fire and GTFO of the way behind cover.

Also in 5 deployments, I've never had to dive sideways over a barrel and continue shooting at something.

Always advance... always!

SIrhr

 

[apmech]

I have yet to ever hear an actual answer as to why anyone walks backwards while shooting.

You can't see behind you. You're putting rounds on target/threat, which is the most you can do. Walking backwards at .4MPH isn't doing shit except for making your sight picture wobble and constantly changing your stance/body position.

If you have to move, move forward. Or fire and GTFO of the way behind cover.

Also in 5 deployments, I've never had to dive sideways over a barrel and continue shooting at something.

I forgot to mention that this guy used to have "Ninja for Hire" on his business cards

 

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I have yet to ever hear an actual answer as to why anyone walks backwards while shooting.

You can't see behind you. You're putting rounds on target/threat, which is the most you can do. Walking backwards at .4MPH isn't doing shit except for making your sight picture wobble and constantly changing your stance/body position.

If you have to move, move forward. Or fire and GTFO of the way behind cover.

Also in 5 deployments, I've never had to dive sideways over a barrel and continue shooting at something.

The only reason I can think of would be if you are within arm's reach and you don't have room to move laterally (like in a hallway)

Draw and fire while stepping backwards to create distance...but I mean, that's a half dozen steps at most...

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Ninja for Hire.....

 

[Mike_Honcho]

The draw is as one pivots to sprint off the line - preferably toward the strong side, if not backwards; and rounds start going out the pipe from the waist as soon as you can clear the leather and aim by index, moving off line with rounds dumping while moving to the high 2. It is a much faster / violent action.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The draw is as one pivots to sprint off the line - preferably toward the strong side, if not backwards; and rounds start going out the pipe from the waist as soon as you can clear the leather and aim by index, moving off line with rounds dumping while moving to the high 2. It is a much faster / violent action.

Does it involve double-wielding a Toor blade ;-)

JK...

Sirhr

 

[Jim Out]

BADASS BROCK starring Don Frye​