Be whatever you want to be, but everything doesn't have to become woke.
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Some of the them/theys would
I normally save my cardboard from packages for free targets.
I wouldn't even empty the package. I'd just shoot it as is. Can't wait for my kids to ask to get that colorful box at the grocery store so I can explain to them what mental illness is and why we won't be buying that cereal.
I don’t care if you want to be a toaster, just don’t force it on everyone.
Can't eat it with full fat milk. It's got to be either almond milk or soy.
Here is Girl Scout cookies….
Yup… let’s make sure the GS are not for 85 percent of the population any more. LBP scouts…
Sirhr
Yup… let’s make sure the GS are not for 85 percent of the population any more. LBP scouts…
Sirhr
guess the Caucasian girls joined the Boy Scouts….
But still, theyre fro0t loopz...
Anyone remember Reese's Puffs? That shit tasted amazing for cereal that literally looked like dog food.
Oh they shouldn't have done that....time to bring a sharpie with me to the grocery store and fill in those blanks under the pronouns.
Someone has to capture the mentally ill beetus in a box breakfast food market. Even the mentally ill need to eat and if Kellogg's can soak dollars from those dullards, more power to them. I have a feeling that this will end up working out as helping the interests of those few of us that remain sane. Only loonies will buy that shit and so it won't sell well and Kellogg's will be forced to pull it from store shelves and go back to doing what they do best, poisoning our children with morning carb bombs.
I always wondered what that white shit was on frosted flakes.
Thankfully breakfast has always involved bacon and potatoes for me.
Thankfully breakfast has always involved bacon and potatoes for me.
No, they don't care if that box doesn't sell because it's a virtue signal.
Just like Disney, losing a large portion of your customers will effect them.
Disney CEO said he fucked up. Noted when Elsa came out for the parade with a pride flag, half the people in the park left. Be interesting to see how many people actually cancelled Disney+, one source said over 300K.
Netflix had a net loss of 200K instead of expected 2.5M gain. (They blame 700K on Russia pullout) Over 2M+ gain just last quarter. Projecting another 2M loss next quarter. Although thier losses are a combination of price increases and going woke. With a recession coming I don't see either company doing well at all. Au be a good time to short both stocks.
Your posts details kinda refutes your own thesis statement. First think, then write. Economics always wins in the end.
Used to pour it on top of vanilla ice cream. Fucking delicious!!!Anyone remember Reese's Puffs? That shit tasted amazing for cereal that literally looked like dog food.
I said "that" box. The argument was they would stop selling "that" box if not enough sold. I'm saying boycott will destroy them across the board. Maybe you should read a little too.
No, I read it. You just didn't think clearly and my statement stands. Boycotts don't hurt modern global corporations because you can't mobilize enough people to act together to make a difference in any one direction. As a point of fact, sales would almost certainly increase across the board if any kind of boycott were attempted via virtue signaling on the part of a the poofs rushing to buy as much Kellogg's crap as they can. You have no power to affect any globalized corporation, despite your delusions to the contrary, and neither does anyone else. The sooner everyone admits that to themselves the sooner they'll begin to find a mechanism to exert their individual power that works because your power as a consumer means two things, jack and shit. Jack already left.
Showed this to my wife. When she finished laughing she said looks like Mr Cinnamon Stick’s Dick is hanging out.
She’s a perve.
She’s a perve.
It's not just the images on the box... It's the product in the box as well that is changing. A friend opened a new box with a product that had been eaten for several years. Could not eat it due to the changes in the product. Gave it to me to feed to my chickens.... Even my chickens would not eat it. My chickens eat everything I throw over the fence The changes in the world may not be for the best.
It’s a target ad from the target website you tard. I screen shot it and cropped it.
I mean I don’t really eat cereal much, but I doubt a bunch of adults are chowing down on this so it’s targeting kids I guess.
I could eat a whole box of Honey bunches of Oates though, can’t lie.
I could eat a whole box of Honey bunches of Oates though, can’t lie.
Dude I absolutely love my apple jacks my Froot Loops my honeycomb and my whatever shit sugar corn pop bear sells. If they fuck with pop tarts they’ve gone too far. Sirhr
Mine ain’t. That’s exactly where mine goes, precisely BECAUSE it’s so amazing… 
Do they even see the irony here? “I can’t be put into a box...let me label myself”Mine ain’t. That’s exactly where mine goes, precisely BECAUSE it’s so amazing…
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saving me money one product at a time I can do without go woke go broke
Yeah, that particular statement of theirs can be taken in multiple ways given the context, hahaha.
I'm 100% certain that gay retarded midgets will lose their shit over this post. I couldn't be any happier about that than I am right now.
While we're offending people with truth bombs: There is nothing wrong with holding a low opinion of other (races|religions|nationalities|cultures|lifestyles|political leanings) for no other reason than they're different to your own. There's nothing wrong with being a separatist. There's nothing wrong with vigorously defending your way of life or indoctrinating your children into it. There's nothing wrong with holding strong opinions, even if they're objectively batshit looney. This is called tribalism and it's part of the reason why our species still exists at all and why it's been so damned successful. As the left degrades all of these boundaries into invisibility or oblivion we see the inevitable effects, the degradation of the common life which gave rise to so much good and so much evil. You can't have one without the other but leftists think they can excise the things they see as evil even though they can't because they're constrained by faulty logic and an inability to deal with not being seen as decent human beings by the majority of human beings. Essentially a leftist is someone who's self esteem is so low that they cannot deal with it in any way but to attack everyone else's. Fuggem.
what cracks me up is company after company thinking this is the answer. dumb motherfuckers just do not learn.
@TonyTheTiger - Sorry Tony, your Tiger is Gay Now.
Meh... if he shoots well, who are we to judge.
But if he shoots this, well, gonna be game on for a while ;-)
ALPHA MUNITIONS GAY TIGER BRASS
6mm GT brass, but with a Happy Feline headstamp.
www.gaprecision.net Sihrr
Meh... if he shoots well, who are we to judge.
But if he shoots this, well, gonna be game on for a while ;-)
ALPHA MUNITIONS GAY TIGER BRASS
6mm GT brass, but with a Happy Feline headstamp.
Sihrr
That was a cheap attempt to ref this old commercial.
My wife came home from getting her hair done all pissed off. Supposed to get highlights, but they were straight up stripes. I said sorry hun you tiger now. Thankfully she has a good sense of humor & didn’t kick me in the cinnamon stick.
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I mean, look at those stripes. He's been gay a long time. This is just like Elton John or Rob Halford coming out of the closet decades after everyone knew..
Cancelled, you say?
They got rid of the Land-O-Lakes Squaw... fine. She was probably sold to three trappers before she was 19.... and did porn.
But then they got rid of Uncle Ben. Who was an American Icon... no matter who you are. He was probably an Uncle Tom, though.... so the lefties wanted him gone.
Then they got rid of Aunt Jemima. WTF? America's favorite bottle? (Mrs. Butterworth was fat....) America loved Aunt Jemima so much that they forgot the disclaimer... 'Pancake Syrup is made from India Rubber and Reprocessed Styrofoam, flavored with methylisocyanate and is not Real Maple Syrup so drink up you ignorant sheep." Yeah, she was not 'really' well-received in Vermont....
Then they got rid of Rastus from Cream of Wheat. They thought Rastus was an Uncle Tom... but really he always seemed more, you know, Festive. Which, really, means they shouldn't have cancelled him. Then again, who eats Cream of Wheat? Who cares...
And that just leaves us with one instantly-recognizable brand icon that has survived all this... I mean not only survived but can't keep up with production because all the suburban idiots with "Bolt Cabins" are buying up Rolled Oats and Porridge by the metric Ton. Of course, I am talking about Quaker Oat man. The Whitest of white guys.
So let me get this straight (Willis.... some will get that... )? The old white guy survives and the left/commies cancel... only the POC's.
Well, white people win again!
Sirhr
They got rid of the Land-O-Lakes Squaw... fine. She was probably sold to three trappers before she was 19.... and did porn.
But then they got rid of Uncle Ben. Who was an American Icon... no matter who you are. He was probably an Uncle Tom, though.... so the lefties wanted him gone.
Then they got rid of Aunt Jemima. WTF? America's favorite bottle? (Mrs. Butterworth was fat....) America loved Aunt Jemima so much that they forgot the disclaimer... 'Pancake Syrup is made from India Rubber and Reprocessed Styrofoam, flavored with methylisocyanate and is not Real Maple Syrup so drink up you ignorant sheep." Yeah, she was not 'really' well-received in Vermont....
Then they got rid of Rastus from Cream of Wheat. They thought Rastus was an Uncle Tom... but really he always seemed more, you know, Festive. Which, really, means they shouldn't have cancelled him. Then again, who eats Cream of Wheat? Who cares...
And that just leaves us with one instantly-recognizable brand icon that has survived all this... I mean not only survived but can't keep up with production because all the suburban idiots with "Bolt Cabins" are buying up Rolled Oats and Porridge by the metric Ton. Of course, I am talking about Quaker Oat man. The Whitest of white guys.
So let me get this straight (Willis.... some will get that... )? The old white guy survives and the left/commies cancel... only the POC's.
Well, white people win again!
Sirhr
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Alright, I am going to inject a funny story.
The only cereal I ate growing up was Grape Nuts. We had all kinds of different cereal but that's what I liked. Sliced strawberries, blue berries and other fruit added.
So while in boot camp my mother thought it would be great to send me a gallon Ziploc bag of just the Grape Nuts cereal. Fucking Drill Instructor made me eat that shit while standing on the quarter deck.
Haven't eaten them since.
The only cereal I ate growing up was Grape Nuts. We had all kinds of different cereal but that's what I liked. Sliced strawberries, blue berries and other fruit added.
So while in boot camp my mother thought it would be great to send me a gallon Ziploc bag of just the Grape Nuts cereal. Fucking Drill Instructor made me eat that shit while standing on the quarter deck.
Haven't eaten them since.
Was waiting for this. Thanks for doing it so I didn’t have to make one of the most obvious jokesMine ain’t. That’s exactly where mine goes, precisely BECAUSE it’s so amazing…
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But this should be a big nothingburger. Nobody should be eating this fucking trash, and not because it’s woke. I can feel my A1C and my fasting insulin rising just looking at the picture
I can see Dr Kellog would be rolling in his grave right about now, I could even see him coming back to life to wipe out all the Kellogs board members for shitting on his staunch zero sex legacy
