Maggie’s Things Men Shouldnt Say in a Victorias Secret Stor

[USMCj]

1. No Thanks. ... Just Sniffing.

2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

5. Will you model this for me???

6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.

7. $50?? Are you kidding? She's just gonna end up NAKED anyway!

 

[Maggot]

Re: Things Men Shouldnt Say in a Victorias Secret Stor

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMCj</div><div class="ubbcode-body">1. No Thanks. ... Just Sniffing.

2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

5. Will you model this for me???

6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.

7. $50?? Are you kidding? She's just gonna end up NAKED anyway!
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+7

 

[eevilweevil]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMCj</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
5. Will you model this for me???
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I actually asked this once, and was promptly banned from the premises!

 

[crumpmd]

Re: Things Men Shouldnt Say in a Victorias Secret Stor

There used to be a store where the girls would model the stuff for tips. Anything less than $20 would get you a dirty look and ignored. Tip pretty good and you can imagine the kind of things the girls would want to show you that your lady might be interested in.
That store didn't last long. Turns out it was a front for prostitution. Who would have imagined that?

 

[pklin1297]

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I think Victoria's Secret Beverly Hills used to have models model their clothing for customers. Wouldn't surprise me if true, anything for the rich and famous I guess.

 

[paraman1]

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Fredericks of Hollywood used to have Models on certain days of the week . I know this because my Dad and Step-mom made me wait in the truck when the scantily clad models were bouncing about but didn't seem to have a problem with me roaming the aisles when they were not . Like a 12 year old boy needs much more than the sight of a woman's bra and panties to make his sticker peck out .

 

[SonicBoom]

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Also, 8. My name is Bob and I'm here to review the security tapes in your dressing rooms.

 

[zenbiker]

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#9: Do you have this in my size?

 

[dawgkiller]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SonicBoom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Also, 8. My name is Bob and I'm here to review the security tapes in your dressing rooms. </div></div>