This is going to be an awesome childhood...

[HeavyAssault]

I'm not sure if this is the new standard for newborns but I like it....

 

[Kamerad]

My first son is due in November, this is a good reminder to me to get his first rifle lined up!

 

[TurboTrout]

Looks like they had a pretty fun life before getting knocked up

 

[NH4X]

My first son is due in November, this is a good reminder to me to get his first rifle lined up!

Have my first grandson due in Dec.........bought a Red Rider couple weeks ago.....my safe is full, he gets his pick.

 

[OREGUN]

Poor bastard lost his man cave, reloading room to the new princess of pink.. Looks like it was too much work to move the safe. I’ll bet momma is passive aggressively pissed.

 

[Rthur]

Totem pole adjusted for all time...

R

 

[TurboTrout]

Poor bastard lost his man cave, reloading room to the new princess of pink.. Looks like it was too much work to move the safe. I’ll bet momma is passive aggressively pissed.

Shoulda pulled out and shot the princess in her moms eye.

 

[babyguppy]

Poor bastard lost his man cave, reloading room to the new princess of pink.. Looks like it was too much work to move the safe. I’ll bet momma is passive aggressively pissed.

If the safe's door, blocks the entry, it would make one hell of a safe room. Open safe door, use proper blocking techniques, nobody is getting in.
The other plus, is if the door is open and blocking entry, you have access to all your weapons.
That's how'd I'd sell it to momma.
AND.. the safe door is metal... so that's going to be a perfect spot to hold and stick all the magnetic holders for her pictures.

 

[candyx]

Now the parents don't have to worry about picking out colors for new bornes , pink is the new universal trans color.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Probably where they're storing the baby formula.