This is How Shank is Going To Spend Thanksgiving

[shankster..]

Stuffing this turkey and eating the leftovers with gravy:

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on the Hide. I hope it as adventurous as mine will be.

Cheers,

Shankster

 

[Mike]

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She does look somewhat like an inverted drumstick.

 

[akmike]

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I should have known better than to look at this post while eating breakfast! I threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Spazz.]

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Have fun man! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

 

[rrflyer]

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She has small boobs for a big girl......wierd.



Make sure you wear a backbrace

 

[SDWhirlwind]

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Well at least after dating me for awhile Shank you now need less lube! Oh, and don't ask what is in that 'gravy' you like so well

 

[Tip em over]

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Sweet Jesus Shank!!
Enjoy man lol!!

 

[ChadTRG42]

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LOL! My eyes hurt.

 

[Outsydlooknin75]

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I knew better and still done it.

 

[splean]

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Yuck! I fall for it every time.... Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[rifleman1981]

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dammit shank, WTF???

 

[sgj2025]

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That ones big enough you will have plenty of left overs!!!

 

[427Cobra]

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Come on Bro, I'll do fat, I'll do ugly, but not fat and ugly, I shouldn't lower my standards to hers, you got problems!

 

[oldgrayone]

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There is not enough flour left in the store to roll her in.

 

[noodlz]

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Just remember , in case of fire its quicker to go over than around.

 

[SDWhirlwind]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There is not enough flour left in the store to roll her in. </div></div>

Hmmmm.....ya old fart you thinking of using an egg or beer batter before you roll her??? You was referring to cooking her......wasn't you???

 

[Legba]

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Man Shank.. you're threads are like a car wreck. Can't help but look..but sorry I did. Enjoy and happy Thanksgiving

 

[Fritz24]

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The expansion capabilities of human skin is genuinely amazing!

Happy Turkey-Day all!!

 

[FequalsMA]

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So whats the cook time on that bird?

 

[Strangedays]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rrflyer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She has small boobs for a big girl......wierd.



Make sure you wear a backbrace </div></div>
Thats due to the small fact that she once was a man and those are man boobs. I should have known not to look at a Shankster post.

 

[KYS]

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Ouch. You don't have enough money to feed that beast!

 

[Ranger70]

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Shank, you oil bill must be huge

 

[Shady_Jay]

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mom?

 

[GardDog]

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Get it Shank. Big girls need lovin', too. Reminds me of the ex......

 

[littletoes]

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...gouging my eyes out with a spoon!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

 

[shibby575]

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CKA Shanks your new daddy

 

[RobertB]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mom? </div></div>Thats just wrong CKA. I think she is on a cartoon. She goes by Krystal on squidbillies

 

[Yasherka]

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Well, there goes my appetite...

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Stuffing this turkey and eating the leftovers with gravy:

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on the Hide. I hope it as adventurous as mine will be.

Cheers,

Shankster
</div></div>

Well, I must admit this one had some mad sexual skills. She did not disappoint.

 

[brand692]

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oh god.

why did I open this thread? I should have known better.

 

[shankster..]

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For you newbies. This is how I roll.

 

[Veer_G]

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Just be wary of the egg in the wet spot. It's hiding down there somewhere, just waiting.

 

[JSTARSZ]

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How much foot pounds of man-torque did it take to lift the stomach to be able to get to the goodies and how did you keep it from falling on your head and killing you? Since I have never been with an "above the full figured woman" these are things I just have to ask? I am scared of what you may say but still curious non-the-less.

 

[Sako man]

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You nasty bastard! LOL

 

[asmith5144]

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This girl defies normal human anatomy. If everything else attached to her is so large then why is she rock'n those mosquito bites where her melons should be? Damn!

 

[asmith5144]

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I wonder if she remembers my name.