Maggie’s Tiger jokes

[shooter65]

Due to recent Tiger Woods "transgressions"... Elin has stopped calling him "Tiger". What does she call him now?
Cheetah

What does a Nike golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade have in common?
The farthest Tiger Woods can drive them is only about 350 yards.

Why did Tiger hit both a fire hydrant and a tree in his crash?
He couldn't decide between using an iron or a wood.

How was Tiger feeling after his crash?
He was alright, but he was still below par.

What was Tiger and his wife doing out after 2:30 in the morning?
They were out clubbing.

What is the only thing determined as a result of Tigers Wood's late night incidents?
Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.


Did you hear Elin Woods signed an endorsement deal with Ping Golf.

The new slogan for Ping is “Clubs you can beat Tiger Woods with”.


Tiger Woods is really rich, he owns a lot of expensive cars. Bet he didn't know when he bought them that he would also get a hole in one.

The play by play call for his late night crash:
"After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods gambled with the water before nestling behind a tree"

 

[JCH]

Re: Tiger jokes

http://www.snipershide.com/forum/ubbthre...182#Post1474182

never can have too many

 

[ewoaf]

Re: Tiger jokes

does that mean that Elin is a Ranger?

 

[AXEMAN]

Re: Tiger jokes

whats the difference between tiger's putting and his escalade?

he can back up his putting