> The end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the
> books of
> a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned
> to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I noticed you buy a lot of
> bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
> little left to be of any use"?
>
> "Good question noted the" CFO. "We save them and send them back to the
> bandage company and every now and then, they send us a free box of
> bandages"
>
> "Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
> " What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s
> left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
>
> "Ah yes" replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
> trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back
> to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send us a free package
> of plaster."
>
>
> "I see" replied the auditor thinking hard about how he could fluster
> the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "what do you do with all the
> leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
> "Here too, we do not waste" answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
> the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office and about once a
> year, they send us a complete dick!"
> books of
> a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned
> to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I noticed you buy a lot of
> bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
> little left to be of any use"?
>
> "Good question noted the" CFO. "We save them and send them back to the
> bandage company and every now and then, they send us a free box of
> bandages"
>
> "Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
> " What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s
> left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
>
> "Ah yes" replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
> trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back
> to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send us a free package
> of plaster."
>
>
> "I see" replied the auditor thinking hard about how he could fluster
> the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "what do you do with all the
> leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
> "Here too, we do not waste" answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
> the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office and about once a
> year, they send us a complete dick!"
