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Altho I'm starting a side business selling bootlegged hotel TP to fund my gun addiction lol. Hit me up if in need....
3-5 days a week in a hotel for work. I should be able to grab 5 rolls min a week.
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3-5 days a week in a hotel for work. I should be able to grab 5 rolls min a week.
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Well, the toilet paper hoarding has hit my AO. I'm wondering if the general public has just now started wiping their ass, and washing their hands? WTF? I do know one thing, if these TP hoarding assholes, cause me to have to start using grass, and leaves I'm gonna be pissed off.
6 squares on average for me. Days heavily depends on the size of the rolls but a “regular” roll should be somewhere around 75 sheets, so 12-13 days.
We've got two 'toilet paper roll' dispensers in our bathroom. There's the "John Wayne" (Rough 'n tough an' don't take no shit offa nobody) and then there's the "Tinkerbell". (Self-explanatory, no?)
I bought a package of John Wayne back around the end of November. My Lady gets a package of Tinkerbell about every month.
That's all the math/inventory/rationing I'm about to do. Enjoy!
I bought a package of John Wayne back around the end of November. My Lady gets a package of Tinkerbell about every month.
That's all the math/inventory/rationing I'm about to do. Enjoy!
Not totally sure how long it takes for a roll to be used in my house, but I will say one thing for certain. I believe 99.9% that I am the only one in my house who knows how to replace the empty roll with a new one.
Ok it’s 10:00am where I’m sitting. Lots of interesting conversation/ observations. My private toll of charming lasted me 12 days. My man sharpshot50 is the winner! Congratulations to sharpshot50!!! Sharp pm me your PayPal and I will send you your winnings. Was this a fucked up thread or what?
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I'll be honest, I never really thought I would make 10 bucks by guessing how many squares of ass paper another human uses in a sitting... but I suppose stranger things have happened.
Thanks, @Seed tick!
Thanks, @Seed tick!
Pre beer virus that was a lot of shit tickets, now it what? Half a day's worth if a roll last 12 days
Us peasants can't afford to have a microwave in the bathroom
Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.
Now we finally know what Oh,Bummer's fundamental transformation of our nation was all about: the nation that put the first man on the moon can no longer put toilet paper on store shelves, instead people will be scooting along sidewalks pretty soon: San Francisco, and other sanctuary cities were just the prelude.
Just use the tp, rinse in sink, set aside to dry, then reuse.......
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