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Maggie’s Top 10 reason men like guns

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Got this in an e-mail today

Top 10 Reasons Men Loves Guns More Then Women.


# 10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

# 9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3 A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it .

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
 
Re: Top 10 reason men like guns

That is too funny!!!
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Re: Top 10 reason men like guns

Ok here another

We are in trouble...


The population of this country is
300 million.

160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the
work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million
employed by the federal government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time
there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are
1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people
to do the work.
You and me.
And there
you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes...
Nice. Real nice.