A true American would have known that you go across the river on Christmas morning and slaughter them.
The mystery behind loud music and noises bothering residents along the Delaware River has finally been solved. It’s all thanks to a local police chief who took it upon himself to hit the road and track down the source.
“I just had to say enough was enough,” said Penns Grove Police Chief John Stranahan.
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