Upchurch is a god.
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You two gunna kiss and make up or what.
Either you didn’t watch any of it or you’re a leftist commie. Which is it?
Apparently my “twice the IQ of yours at minimum” comment was an extremely conservative estimate and I was being far too generous.
I’m going to assume you’re just drunk and give you a pass for now.
But you should probably talk to someone about that. Or just go bury your face in a wet sloppy pussy. Either will probably work.
The first time isn’t gay, it’s just seeing if your gay or not.
I don't have to suck a dick to know who I am.
I did have a guy tell me he wasn't gay because he sucked a cock and didn't like it
We can do all the fuckin you want, but we’re using my dick!
Now THAT may have been wickedly clever trolling on his part...
I did the same thing on a discussion with some Streetfighter/jiu jutsu/theatrical martial arts obsessed weebs about self defense. It went something like this:
THEM: If somebody ever tried to assault me on the streets, break into my house, or try to kidnap the fairy godmother's virgin daughter, I will do a flying spin kick and break both his shoulders and then flip him face down with this ancient pain pressure point restraint technique that I learned in McDojo before snapping his neck with the most lethal Filipino alley fight finisher ever..."
ME: YAWN... I practice Glock-jutsu and Smith and Wesson-do...
THEM: "WTF are you gay or something? Don't know how to fight?"
ME: "Only on weekends... Monday thru Friday I am the best husband to my wife. Saturday and Sundays though I like to get my ass pounded..."
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This thread is dogs and cats fucking gay.
Well I’ve never done any gay shit to find out but I have DP’d a a couple chicks and prefer a girl with some roast beef hanging, so I guess the jury is still out.
dick isn't something you just try... you try ice cream you don't try dick. that's just Ghey.
See which one of you gets a hardon. In this case, I'm guessing both.
Um,
I'm just gonna point out something to you fellers:
It doesn't matter what end of the dick you're on, it still makes you a queer.
Well, unless you're a Marine stuck on a ship with Squids.
It ain't gay if you're underway.Um,
I'm just gonna point out something to you fellers:
It doesn't matter what end of the dick you're on, it still makes you a queer.
Well, unless you're a Marine stuck on a ship with Squids.
It ain't queer away from the pier.
