Maggie’s Viagra

[shankster..]

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.




"I can if I take two," he answered.

 

[Victor N TN]

Re: Viagra

That doesn't work. Don't ask how I know...

 

[maxposner]

Re: Viagra

Stand on you toes, help the drugs help you.

 

[rero360]

Re: Viagra

An old man goes to his doctor and asks for some viagra, the Doctor agrees and tells him "take one pill every time you want to get it up."

The old man asks the doctor to have the pills cut in half.

Doctor replies "Cut in half? but it won't be potent enough to make you fully aroused."

The old man replies "Thats ok Doc I just enough to keep me from pissing on my slippers."

 

[Wilsun]

Re: Viagra

A man talked to his doctor and complained that he "wasted" a Viagra.

"What happened?", the doctor asked.

"Well..." the man said, "I took a Viagra one afternoon because I was planning on having sex with my wife..."

"However, she couldn't make it home so I had sex with the maid instead".

"That doesn't sound like you wasted a Viagra" said the doctor with a smile.

"But I don't need it for the maid!" replied the man.